Star Trek (The Original Series)
Star Trek: The Movie Series
"Humour. It is a difficult concept" -- Saavik (Star Trek II)
"How many fingers am I holding up?" -- Kirk [making the Vulcan salute]
"That's not very goddamn funny, Jim" -- McCoy (Star Trek III)
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Message Spock ?" -- Kirk
"None that I am conscious of... except, of course, Happy Birthday. Surely the best of times" -- Spock (Star Trek II)
"You're not exactly catching us at our best" -- Kirk
"That much is certain" -- Spock (Star Trek IV)
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- Kirk (Star Trek IV)
"To be... or not to be... that is the question which troubles my people" -- General Chang (Star Trek VI)
"We need breathing room!" -- General Chang
"Earth. Hitler. 1938" -- Kirk (Star Trek VI)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
"Ooh... I love a woman in uniform!" -- Quark (Emissary)
"Picard would never have hit me..." (wounded voice) -- Q
"I'm not Picard!" -- Sisko (Q-less)
"Die with honor" -- Tosk (Tosk)
"I'm a doctor, not a botanist." -- Dr. Bashir (The Wire)
"In my expert medical opinion, I'd say... it's sick" -- Dr. Bashir [about Dax's plant] (The Wire)
"If your lies are going to this transparent, this is going to be a very short interrogation" -- Kira
"Then I'll try to make my lies more opaque..." -- Gul Darhe'el (Duet)
"Why? He wasn't Gul Darhe'el!" -- Kira
"He's a Cardassian. That's reason enough." -- Bajoran
"No. It's not..." -- Kira (Duet)
"Dad, I'm fourteen" -- Jake Sisko
"I'm glad we agree on something" -- Benjamin Sisko (Move Along Home)
"I'm sorry, Commander, but I've learned we can't afford to die here -- not even once" -- Dr. Bashir (Battlelines)
"Do I annoy you?" -- Dr. Bashir (The Storyteller)
"He's still dead, if that's what you mean" -- Dr. Bashir (Dramatis Personae)
Star Trek: Generations
"Oh, shit!!!" -- Data
"I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers" -- Kirk
"I have an appointment with enternity and I don't want to be late" -- Dr. Soran
"Yes!!!!!!!" -- Data
"You say history considers me dead. Who am I to argue with history?" -- Kirk
"You have a duty! You're a Star Fleet Officer!" -- Picard
"Come back! Make a difference!" -- Picard
"I take it the odds are against us and the situation's grim" -- Kirk
"You could say that" -- Picard
"If Spock were here, he'd say that I was an irrational, illlogical human being for going on this mission........ Sounds like fun!" -- Kirk
"Life forms.... You tiny little life forms..... You precious little life forms... Where are you?" -- Data, [singing and playing the control pannel like a musical instrument]
"Data... I made that joke seven years ago" -- Geordi
"I know.... I just got it!" -- Data
"Time is the fire in which we burn..." -- Dr. Soran
"I hate this! I really hate this!" -- Data
"More?" -- Guinan
"Please" -- Data
"Rumours of my assimilation have been greatly exagerrated" -- Picard
"Assimilate this!" -- Worf, about to destroy around 10 Borg by firing his phaser rifle at the detached deflector dish
"You want to run away and blow up the ship, you COWARD!" -- Picard to Worf
"Jean-Luc...!" -- Dr. Crusher
"If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!" -- Worf
"Get off my bridge." -- Picard
"Resistance is futile." -- Data, about to release coolant which will destroy the Borg in the engineering section
"Captain ... I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say, 'To Hell with our orders.'" -- Data, after Picard announces that he's going to violate his orders from Star Fleet Command
"You do remember how to fire phasers?" -- Riker to Worf when Worf first takes tactical
"Would you three like to be alone?" -- Troi to Picard and Data when she finds them stroking The Phoenix
"Time line?!?!? This is no time to argue about time! We don't HAVE the time! ... what was I saying?" -- Troi
[Riker chuckles] "You're drunk." -- Riker
"I am not." -- Troi, indignantly
"Yes you are." -- Riker, laughing
"Look. He wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called 'tequila' just to find out that HE was the one we're looking for! And I've spent the last twenty minutes trying to keep his hands off me! So don't go criticizing my counseling techniques!" -- Troi
"Perhaps we should just knock?" -- Picard to, among others, Data after the manual override to open engineering doors breaks
"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." -- Data to Borg Queen
"You told him about the statue?" -- Riker to Geordi after Cochrane says 'I don't want to be a statue!'
"You broke your little ships." -- Lily to Picard after Picard accidentally hits the models of the Enterprise with a phaser rifle
"So much for the Enterprise E." -- Beverly Crusher
"We barely knew her." -- Picard
"Think they'll build another?" -- Crusher
"There are plenty of letters left in the alphabet." -- Picard to Beverly after they and Worf start the auto-destruct sequence on the Enterprise E
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: The Next Generation
"But this is the court of the year 2079, by which time all 'United Earth' nonsense had been abolished" -- Q, presiding in a postholocaust court (Encounter at Farpoint)
"Well it's a new ship - but she's got the right name. Now you remember that, you hear?" -- Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
"I will, Sir" -- Data
"You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home" -- McCoy (Encounter at Farpoint, Part I)
"It never happened" -- Yar to Data (The Naked Now)
"Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again" -- Picard (The Inner Light)
"Shields up! Rrrrred alert!" -- Riker (practically every episode!!!)
"Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure" -- Data
"I know" -- Lal
"We must say goodbye now" -- Data
"I feel--" -- Lal
"What do you feel, Lal?" -- Data
"I love you, Father" -- Lal
"I wish I could feel it with you" -- Data
"I will feel it for both of us... Thank you for my life..." -- Lal (The Offspring)
"Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf) (Deja-Q)
"You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard." -- Q (Deja-Q)
"Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns" -- Riker, quoting Data's definition of friendship (Time's Arrow, Part 1)
"What is it?" -- Picard about Nagillum
"There's nothing out there; absolutely nothing" -- Data
"Well it's a damn ugly nothing!" -- Geordi [aside to Worf] (Where silence has lease)
"Masculine and feminine. I understand" -- Nagillum
"Yes. That is how we propogate our species" -- Picard
"Please demonstrate" -- Nagillum
"Not likely!" -- Dr. Pulaski (Where silence has lease)
"Worf, it was what it was glorious and wonderful and all that, but it doesn't mean anything" -- K'Ehleyr
"That is a human attitude" -- Worf
"I am human!" -- K'Ehleyr
"You are also Klingon" -- Worf (The Emissary)
[K'Ehleyr breaks a glass table as Deanna Troi walks in the door]
"You're upset" -- Troi
"Your finely honed Betazoid senses tell you that" -- K'Ehleyr
"That and the table" -- Troi (The Emissary)
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." -- Captain Picard, quoting Judge Aaron Satie (The Drumhead)
"Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise" -- Cmdr. Riker (Contagion)
"Let's make sure that history never forgets the name... Enterprise" -- Captain Picard (Yesterday's Enterprise)
"If you prick me, do I not... leak?" -- Data (The Naked Now)
"If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe!" -- Dr. Crusher (Remember Me)
"The universe is a spheroid region, 705 metres in diameter" -- The Computer (Remember Me)
"Nice Legs... for a human" -- Worf (Qpid)
"Jean-Luc! It's so good to see you again. How about a big hug?" -- Q (Qpid)
"I am NOT a merry man!!!" -- Worf (Qpid)
(Geordi is trying to play a lute -- Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and gives it back) *CRACK* "Sorry..." -- Worf (Qpid)
"Well, it seems Mrs. Troi is our acting ambassador of goodwill for today" -- Picard
"You just think of me as your entertainmet director" -- Lwaxana Troi (Half a Life)
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q (Q Who?)
"Spot. This is down. Down is good" -- Data (Force of Nature)
"Please Mrs. Troi! ... and it's Worf not Woof" -- Worf (Half a Life)
"All good things must come to an end..." -- Q (All Good Things...)
A song sung by O'Brien in "The Wounded"
A minstrel boy to the war has gone
in the ranks of death ye will find him
his fathers sword he hath girded on
with his wild harp slung behind him
land of song said the warrior bard
though all the world betrays thee
one sword at least thy rights shall guard
one faithful harp shall praise thee.
"Besides, you look good in a dress" -- Riker to Worf (Liasons)
"But I have no sexual desire" -- Data
"Ah! Impotence on top of everything!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)
"You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data
"I will feed him" -- Worf (Phantasms)
"Some of the colonists objected to having an anatomically correct android running around without any clothes on" -- Juliana Soong (Inheritance)
"Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails" -- Lt. Wesley Crusher (Parallels)
"They were just sucked into space" -- Riker
"Blown, sir" -- Data
"Sorry, Data" -- Riker
"Common mistake, sir" -- Data (The Naked Now)
"He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him" -- Dr. Crusher
"I'd better clear my calender for the next few weeks" -- Troi (Genesis)
"I will just have to trust that you will not let Adm. Pressman put the Enterprise in unnecessary risk and if I find that that trust has been misplaced, I will have to re-evaluate the command structure of this ship. Dismissed" -- Picard (The Pegasus)
"Father said she went to a beautiful place, where everything is peaceful, and everyone loves each other, and no one ever gets sick. Do you think there's really a place like that?" -- Gia
"Yes... I do" -- Data (Thine Own Self)
"Rock, fire, sky, and water are the four basic elements of the universe" -- Talur (Thine Own Self)
"Synthetic Scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Captain Scott, Scotty (Relics)
"... and get that fish out of my ready room" -- Captain Jellico (Chain of Command, Part I)
"Policemen -- I'd recognize them in any century" -- Professor Moriarty (Ship in a Bottle)
"You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God" -- Q (Tapestry)
"Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!" -- Riker (Where Silence has Lease)
"Well, he did make a pass at me... and it was a good one!" -- Troi, about Barkley (The Nth Degree)
"The Federation's gone; the Borg is everywhere!" -- Alternate Captain Riker (Parallels)
"Captain's Personal Log, supplemental. I have just witnessed the total destruction of the U.S.S. Enterprise with the loss of all hands. Save one. Me." -- Picard's log from the future (Time Squared)
"If I may inquire sir, how long have you been captain of the Enterprise?" -- Worf
"Four years. Ever since Captain Picard was killed in the incident with the Borg" -- Captain Riker (Parallels)
"I will continue, aboard this ship, to speak for the Borg. While they continue, without further diversion, to Sector 001, where they will force your unconditional surrender" -- Picard as Locutus (The Best of Both Worlds II)
"I'm not suppsed to be here, sir. I'm.....supposed to be dead!" -- Tasha Yar (Yesterday's Enterprise)
"Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded" -- Klingon Captain
"That will be the day!" -- Picard (Yesterday's Enterprise)
"Starfleet reports it has engaged the Borg at Wolf 359, sir" -- Data (The Best of Both Worlds II)
"Travel time to the nearest starbase?" -- Riker
"At maximum warp, in 2 years, 7 months, 3 days, 18 hours, we would reach Starbase 185" -- Data, after Q threw the Enterprise over 7000 light-years from Federation space (Q Who?)
"Mr. Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship" -- Captain Riker (The Best of Both Worlds II)
"And how do I know that someone I might save down there might not be the next Adolf Hitler? Or Khan Singh? I'm willing to take that chance" -- Picard (A Matter of Time)
"Who knows if we're even dead or alive?" -- LaForge (Yesterday's Enterprise)
"We have engaged...the Borg" -- Picard (The Best of Both Worlds I)
"Sir, the coordinates they have set, they are on a direct course to Sector 001. The Terran System" -- Worf
"Earth" -- Riker, describing the Borg ship's destination (The Best of Both Worlds II)
"Captain, do you know what year this is?" -- Captain Picard
"Of course I do. It's 2278." -- Captain Morgan, U.S.S. Bozeman (Cause and Effect)
"Legends...are the spice of the universe, Mr. Data, because they have a way of sometimes coming true" -- Captain Picard (Haven)
"What do you want me to do?" -- Q
"Die" -- Worf (Deja Q)
"Everytime you look at the engine, you're looking at me. Everytime you touch it, it's me" -- The holodeck-simulated Leah Brahms to Geordi (Booby Trap)
"Baby needs a new pair of shoes" -- Data, at the craps table (The Royale)
"One thing is clear - you'll never look at your hairline again in the same way" -- Picard to his "son" Jason Vigo (Bloodines)
[after they kiss] "What were you just thinking?" -- Jenna
"In that particular moment, I was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot..." -- Data
"I'm glad I was in there somewhere" -- Jenna
"It's time to put an end to your trek through the stars" -- Q (All Good Things...)
"Five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit" -- Picard, uttering the last line of the TV series (All Good Things...)
"We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg." -- The Borg (The Best of Both Worlds, Part I(?))
"Good tea. Nice house." -- Worf, trying to be diplomatic (The Survivors)
"We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed. If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are" -- Captain Picard (Encounter At Farpoint)
"Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason, perhaps we need a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead" -- Captain Picard, to Guinan (Q Who?)
"Did the table do something wrong?" -- Troi to Worf when she walks into his quarters and finds him standing over a broken glass table (Birthright Part I)
