9. "You know, if we allowed our women to wear clothes, you'd look great in red."

8. "I'm a Daemon hot for gamin'!"

7. "Wanna dance? I'm almost four-foot-six!"

6. "Yep, I must have run away from every ship in Starfleet...."

5. "Need a light?"

4. "Oooh....nice tax avoidance scheme!"

3. "How 'bout I show my my phaser burns?"

2. "Wow! What a lisp!"

1. "You know, in this light....your head looks just like a human butt."