10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix sub-processor default to its primary setting?
9. "Take my wires...please?"
8. "Inquiry: Why did the bipedal fowl laterally transverse the paved transportation surface?...Answer: In order to relocate at the new coordinates!"
7. "A man and an android walk into a bar. The man says to the android: 'I am thirsty.' The android goes berzerk and kills him."
6. "I have a positronic funny bone."
5. "My wife is so ugly that she is visually unappealing."
4. "342.47 megahertz? Bn46.2945 - 34z!! Ha ha ha!"
3. Putting "I brake for the Borg" stickers all over the ship.
2. "Whoo...it is so hot today that I may have to activate my internal thermostat!"
TOP 20 USES FOR DATA'S DETATCHABLE HEAD
20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
.19. The ball in Parisis' Squares.
18. Hood ornament for shuttlecraft.
17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet.
16. Scare blind students in Braille class.
15. Prop open doors for maintenance crews.
14. Lawn decoration in Arboretum.
13. Footstool for Captain's chair.
12. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show.
11. Scare Alexander into doing chores.
10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline Entity as gag gift.
9. Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank.
8. Send to Starfleet Android Research Center, so they can "get a head" in
research.
7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards.
6. Two words: tether ball!
5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking.
4. Centrepiece in Ten Forward buffet.
3. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be "Head of the Class."
2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time.
And the number one use for Data's detachable head...
1. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life
insurance policy.
