10. No one in Star Trek ever open-mouth kissed his sister.

9. Star Trek...8 movies. Star Wars...3 movies.

8. Star Wars happened a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Star Trek happens right here, in just a couple of years.

7. How many freaking Death Stars are they gonna make with the same weakness?

6. Star Wars shamelessly slaps their logo on everything under the sun and mercilessly
mass-merchandises the crap to its sequel-starved fans.

5. Star Trek androids much more technologically advanced than Star Wars androids.

4. You can clean up a Klingon, but you're stuck with a Wookie.

3. With a mere thought, Q could turn the Emperor into Bantha fodder.

2. Tribbles much cuter than Ewoks.

1. Three words: Jabba the Hutt.