 WHITE BOOT AMNESTY
Join the Early Doors campaign to rid the game of the
scourge of white boots, or any other colour boots for that matter, other than
black obviously.
Why?
Well, while we may risk running a gamut of allegations
that Early Doors is a dyed in the wool pre-historic football fossil, we
feel very strongly that something needs to be done. After all, white boots look crap. End of story.
 Name
& Shame
Not too surprising, the amnesty address below has not
received a single pair of white boots yet.
Our campaign on the other hand has received plenty of support with a
couple of emails (anonymity has been respected and guaranteed) naming owners
of white boots.
Grassed up
I mince around in hideous white boots, (allegedly):
Mark Baughan striker with Netherton Casuals, West Mids
Simon Green
goalkeeper with Green Park Athletic, Bucks
Phil MacMillan
midfielder also with Green Park Athletic
EMAIL: WHITE
BOOT AMNESTY
to name and shame
Amnesty, international
Remember if you are guilty of footballing fashion
crime, you can send your white boots to the address below:
White Boot Amnesty
c/o The Royal Ballet
The Posh Part of London
Remember to mark your package clearly with:
"I no longer want to mince around in these
hideous white boots".
You will receive an "I'm forgiven" framed
certificate and a brand new pair of Woolworths’ finest nylon moulded studs,
(that is, if you really want to send in your name and address).
©
Early Doors (2001/02) Ltd.
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