 AGENT ORANGE
In the eternal fight against the evil spectre of CRAP:
Foot (Corporate Revenue Absolute Power:
Football Division) Early Doors
sends secret agent and master of disguise Agent Orange out to gather
intelligence from the corporate battlefield of modern football.
Captured
Last month we reported, with
some concern, that Agent Orange had gone MIA. Sadly we can report a further development this month, it
appears that he is being held by CRAP: Foot.
The last report we received
from him was a garbled message that kept repeating “Phoenix 2, Phoenix 2”.
Our intelligence people are yet to decipher the meaning of this last message.
The picture below was released
to us yesterday by CRAP: Foot propaganda arm ££ky£. It looks like a cynical
attempt to discredit the validity of Agent Oranges work. However, they failed
to do their research and made an error of Hussainic proportions with the
choice of beverage. Agent Orange only drinks Whiskas Kitty Milk or the froth
off the top of a Tetley’s Smooth Flow.
No demands have been made by
CRAP: Foot at present, although we fear he could be held until whatever
“Phoenix 2” means has been initiated.
NEXT UPDATE JANUARY 2002?
EMAIL: AGENT ORANGE To expose the evil plans of
CRAP: Foot
©
Early Doors (2001/02) Ltd.
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