A précis of my miserable existence.
Stuff I have doneI write stuff. See me write stuff here.
The missus, who slaps paint on stuffThe missus is very talented, though don't tell her I said so. I'll never hear the end of it.
Hitting folks with stuffIn my spare time, I teach people to hit other people with parts of their own body and bits of wood. It's a hobby.
Frequently Asked Questions. Why Does It Hurt So Much, Daddy? Why did so many puppies have to die? The pain of others. The pointlessness of existence. The fact that I actually paid to sit through The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Well. Halfway through it. You may contact me, insult me, or threaten me with legal action. The best insults and/or threats of litigation may be published! There may even be a small prize!