SHANNEN DOHERTY: IF I WERE PRESIDENT, GEORGE, SEPTEMBER 2000

This bad girl would be Charmed, I'm sure, to welcome Woody Harrelson and Robert De Niro to the White House - but sorry, Luke: no 90210-ers.

Why should we elect you?

My honesty - what you see is what you get.

What would be your campaign slogan?

"No Shannen-igans."

How would you raise money for your campaign?

By having the world's biggest bake sale.

Write the first news headline of your administration.

WILD CHILD ELECTED PRESIDENT!

Which of your activities would present the greatest challenge to your spin doctors?

My excessive use of Air Force One.

What activity would pose the biggest challenge to your Secret Service detail?

Shopping at Barneys.

How much personal information do voters have the right to know about you?

Don't they know everything already?

What's the biggest problem in the world?  How would you fix it?

Lack of education.  I'd fix it with free Internet providers, better training and testing, and higher teacher pay.

Whom would you appoint to your cabinet?

My brother, Sean Doherty, as secretary of state, Robert De Niro as secretary of defense, and as for ambassadors - whoever kisses my ass the most.

Who would be your spiritual adviser?

My mom.

What person, living or dead, would you model yourself after as the leader of the free world?

My dad.

What three objects must you have in the Oval Office?

My dogs, a Sony PlayStation, and deviled ham sandwiches.

Whom would you pardon?

Myself and Microsoft.

What would you legalize?

Woody Harrelson's future protests, so taxpayers won't have to pay for his incarcerations anymore.

What would you outlaw?

90210 reunions.

What would you veto every time it hit your desk?

Tax increases.

What would be your favourite presidential perk?

Air Force One.

How would you unwind from the pressures of your job?

By riding and jumping my horses on the White House lawn.

Who would get an invitation to say in the Lincoln Bedroom?

My folks.

Who would never get an invitation?

Anyone from 90210.

What book would be required White House reading?

The Horseman's Bible, so that the staff and Secret Service will be able to help with the horses... and any problems that would arise.

Name the movie based on your presidency.

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