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JAson Clark

 

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Nickname

Mongo

Batting Music

Motorhead - Ace of spades

Best Position

Clothes Shopping

Hair Rating

 9/10 new score 6/10 after it was recently revealed that he has his hair streaked - not the Jedi way

Which Auf Wiedersehen Pet Character?

- Actually the only real cowboy builder in the Jedi

 

 

Batting Stats.

Bowling Stats

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Jason (mongo) Clark was born somewhere on the back of a milk float, this was not long after his conception (please don’t mention Ernie or milkman) as yet he hasn’t found his father because he isn’t quick enough to catch the milk float oohhh they can get arf get a shift on .

His biggest break to date is 12, two reds and two blues.

Turning his back on milk and snooker he soon went on to be a David Gower look-alike.

With David’s demise from cricket he turned to work at the Simons construction holiday camp having to endure days golfing, racing, cricketing and drinking.

He now finds himself playing the dark side of chief wicket thief and mongo bowler for the Corinthian Jedi team. He is also known as the number one strike bowler as long as he is bowling at mongos.

On leaving the field many have said “mongo only pawn in game of life”

His claims to cricketing fame are he once played with Oliver Reed and his mate at work knows someone in the pub who might play cricket for Notts.

Probably the only man in history to buy dehydrated water.

Mongo is also know as the Jedi Gok Wan due to his appauling taste in fashion, & his latent homosexuality