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Kelly Drewery

(team superstar)

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Nickname

Kelly Kelly

Batting Music

Dire Straits - Money for Nothing

Best Position

Anywhere or playing for 3Q

Hair Rating

4/10

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Batting Stats.

Bowling Stats

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Kelly is the Corinthian Jedi’s superhero topping all the stat tables such as batting averages, bowling averages, fantasy cricket winner, half century board, & even the run out table!

Kelly was first introduce to the Jedi in the 2005 season, when greeted by Caribbean Roy brought the now famous “ is that your first or second name?” –Kelly Kelly was born!

Kelly is an enigma amongst the Jedi councillors some say he’s a vampire as he’s never seen after dark, always wear sun glasses, & hates garlic, but this is only a rumour. Others say he could be an evil sith lord learning the Jedi ways before turning to the dark side. With a passing resemblance to Grand Moff Tarkin this could be more nearer the truth.

The final theory came from Uncle Daz while in Mucky’s one night “ Kelly is the Stig from Top Gear” again this could be true no one has ever seen the Stigs eyes just like Kelly but the fact Kelly turns up on the bus each week is a serious flaw to this theory – Keep Drink the Guinness Daz– It tastes like a cricket match you know!!???

 

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