What do Japanese queens do when they have an erection ?
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What's the difference between an onion, red chillies and a 12" dick ?
Nothing, they all make your eyes water

Have you ever heard of the queen they call Computer Man. He only has three and a half inches and it's always floppy.

Sam is an eighty year old gay man with a very young boy friend who is a great musician. Last year he gave him an antique organ for for his birthday.

A gay friend of mine was a real slut. One night he picked up a really handsome butch bit of trade in a bar, took him home, lay with his legs up on her trade's shoulder but as he entered her she felt very little sensation.
"Bloody hell," she screamed, "you've only got a little organ"
" Well I didn't know I'd be playing in the Albert Hall" he  snapped back.

A queen called his local chinese restaurant to order some food.
When they answered he asked if the person who answered was Wang-King, the Manager.
"No" the man replied "I'm Foo-King, the Chef"
"In that case" the queen retorted " cancel the order, I'll come over in person.

What's the difference between a used car tyre and a thousand used condoms ?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year !

What's the difference beweeen a huge fat queen and a skateboard ?
They are both fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on either.

A gay workman had taken a taxi home because he had a heavy bag of tools with him. On the way the taxi broke down and the driver lifted the bonnett and started to fiddle with the engine.
The workman trying to be helpful called out " do you want a screwdriver ?"
"Yes" the driver replied "But let me fix the engine first !"

The young mixed up queen was halfway through her session with a psychiatrist when she called out "Kiss me, Kiss me, Kiss me"
"Certainly not " the psychiatrist replied " That would be unethical. I shouldn't even be screwing you !"

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch ?
A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone except you

A worried but rather dim queen was being examined at the clap clinic.  The doctor poked around for a few minutes they asked "When did you last have a check up"
The queen looked quite shocked. " Well, never" she said "I've had Poles, Romanians, Greeks and Turks but never a Czech"

The pretty young queen had to visit the doctor. A nurse showed him into the consulting room and asked him to undress behind a screen. a few minutes later he heard the doctor come into the room.
"Where shall I put my clothes ?" he asked
"On the chair, next to mine" the doctor replied

Whats the difference between a ten pin bowling ball and a very well used passive rent boy ?
You can only get three fingers into a bowling ball

What do you call a gay milkman ?
A dairy queen

Have you heard about the gay man who was fired from his job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job ?

Why is a guy you pick up on Hampstead Heath like a snow storm ?
You don't know how deep it will get, how long it will last or when it is coming.

Have you heard about the guy who was cruising on Hampstead Heath and he came across an elephant.
What did he do ?
Pulled his pants back up, wiped the cum off the elephants back and walked away. 

How can you tell the head nurse in a hospital ?
By the dirt on his knees.

One queen to another. "I didn't sleep with my boy friend until he agreed to move in with me. Did you ?"
"I don't know" replied the other "What's his name"

Two leather queens were making out on the Heath. "Put your finger inside me said one" The other obliged
"Now another" the first queen said moaning with pleasure
"Put your whole hand inside me"
"Now the other hand"
"Now clap"
"I can't the second queen protested
"Tight, eh ?" the first queen said smiling.

What's the difference between litter and a Brighton Queen
Sometimes litter gets picked up

What's long, hard and full of semen
A submarine.

Heard about the gay guy with a 4 inch dick who advertised on the net he had 12" to offer. When he met guys he fucked them three times.

What's twelve inches long, six inches in diameter and white ?
Nothing I've ever seen.

Hear about the rich queen whose boy friend used goldplated condoms. he liked coming into money.