"Hi. I am Dr Rissole".
He's the Factory's flatulence and gastronomic expert. Dr Rissole spends most of his time scouring the Factory's production floors looking for cigarette ends to garnish the stew. He's currently down at the local plant-hire shop trying to get hold of a jack hammer to remove the crusts from his fabulous meat 'n' tater pies. It seems his usual method - the Maintenance Department's circular saw - doesn't work anymore: apparently the pies keep smashing the saw blades.
 
 

This is 'Uppy'
'Uppy' is the Factory's Webmaster. As you can see, he's a bit of muscle man. When he's not Webmastering, 'Uppy' stands guard on the Factory gates to prevent the jokes and the other members of the Board from escaping. 'Uppy' is the only member of the Board who has a high moral fibre. His hobbies include bribary, corruption, fornication, bootleg whiskey brewing, bank robbery and stamp collecting. 'Uppy' soaks the Factory's adding machine in disinfectant every night to stop it getting a computer virus.
 
 

"Hello. I'm JR."
"What a complete, utter and total burk." was the kind comment made by the Political Editor of Pillock Monthly Magazine after they'd interviewed JR last Sunday. "Never in all my borne days have I met such a tw*t." Thrilled by these words, JR bribed 'Uppy' for a pass-out so he could pop down the opticians for the new glasses as worn in the photo. A hardened boozer and unquallified drunk, JR hardly ever attends the Factory to do any work: his colleagues regard this as a genuine bonus.
 
 

Meet 'Fingers'
'Fingers' heads the Factory's Procurement Dep't. The gadget in his right hand is, of course, only a toy. Even so, he feels it looks nice. 'Fingers' is currently on holiday. It was arranged for him by the local constabulary after they found him inside a jeweler's shop one night. He was taking the bag of diamond rings home for safe keeping, he said, after some naughty boys had been in and stole the others. Later, a man in a funny wig confirmed the holiday would last three years. The authorities are such nice people, we're pleased to say.