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POETRY HAVE YOU EVER? Have you ever set the video for "Have I Got News For You" and got extended snooker instead? Have you ever forgotten to turn on the electric blanket and had to crawl, cringing into a freezing cold bed?
Have you ever broken down on the M53 and waited for the man from the RAC when it's cold and it's raining, and there's no one around and you jump and you twitch to every sound.
Did you ever go on a blind date, on the 7th of October 1976, at 7:30pm outside the ABC Picture House, in Argyle Street, Birkenhead, and never turn up? Because that was me you left standing there you lousy bastard!
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