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POETRY BIG KNICKERS
Lets hear it for big knickers girls! They keep you warm and snug They keep out draughts and icy blasts And the occasional creeping bug!
Years ago when I went to the surgery In agony with my back After a lengthy examination The nurse sent me to old Dr Mac
"You come to me with back pain" He roared leaping out of his chair "The solution is in your own hands, girl, Wear sensible underwear!"
"If you expose your nether regions In lacey flimsy things Don't expect me to be sympathetic For your sufferings"
My mother ignored my protests And glad in fleecy-lined I had to admit it made a difference To have a warm behind!
So while others complain about chilblains Freezing ears or fingers or toes It doesn't bother yours truly No, I can cope with those
What I hate is a freezing bottom A very large area to heat! So, lets hear it for big knickers, girls For comfort they can't be beat! |