MUSIC, SONGS
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POETRY
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MUSIC
SONGS
POETRY
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POETRY ANY COLOUR YOU LIKE, AS LONG AS IT'S GINGER
We’ve got long ones, short ones, straight ones, and curly ones In any style you do care to mention We’ve got blonde ones, black ones, and of course ginger ones Suitable for any such occasion You can have a quaff like Elvis Or an authentic looking Tony Curtis Cut in any shape or fashion If you are the athletic, sporty type We’ve got just the ones you’d like Or if your intention, is a sultry night of passion We’ve got ones to suit all ages For hair loss at different stages In a range to cover all cranial sizes You
can choose from off the peg That won’t cost an arm or leg Or made to measure if that what sir requires They are hygienically applied Either glued, weaved or tied Waterproof and completely fire resistant They have a kite mark registration We’re against all vivisection And every one is E.E.C. compliant So if you’re combing to the side With a patch you’re trying to hide Well why not come and try our free consultation Our service is discreet At a price that can’t be beat We’ll undercut any genuine competition Each product is personally guaranteed Not to slip or colour bleed Though sir must allow for a little bit of shrinkage They are washable in a machine To keep them fresh, and feeling clean Just in case, of any accidental spillage So if you are going to dance a gig You must be careful of your wig For there is nothing worse then a hirsute, flying frizz-be Though with us, sir can rest assured That your piece will be well secured By the latest, in today, toupee, technology Of course, there is no shame in going bald But do you want to show the world How you’re getting follicle challenged If you’re going thin on top Where now a wisp, was once a mop What’s the harm in a little, gentle camouflaging? Ok some may say you’re being foolish Just accept it’s nature at its cruellest And genetically, you’ve turned out, as life intended But if you use the same analysis To false teeth or wearing glasses Then equally these can’t be defended So
show them all that you don't care Get yourself a head of hair We are confident that you won’t regret it See their looks of such surprise A touch of envy in their eyes It’s as if you’ve told the world to go and shuff it We’ve got long ones, short ones, straight ones, and curly ones In any style you do care to mention We’ve got blonde ones, black ones, and of course ginger ones Suitable for any such occasion.
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