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Desi Jokes
If anyone has any Ladoo related jokes, please Email them me. What's Bob Marley's favourite Indian desert Glab'jammin'
Where do Asians go to buy goods in bulk? The Bare Factory
Wot du call a car full of roti? A fulka
Wot du call a lonely banana? Akella
Wot du call a broken parot? Totta
Wot du call a cosy kala? Nigga
Who did da green peas say? Nothing- they just 'mutter'ed
Wot did da potato say when it answered da phone ? Aaloo?
Where do cauliflowers hang out? In the Gobi desert
What did da flower say to its girl-friend? Why do phools fall in love?
What did da fat car say? I'm a mota car
What did da confused egg say? I don't unda-stand
What did da half eaten naan say? I wish I was puri
What did da lonely potato sing? Aaloo lonesome tonight?
What language do carrots speak? Gajar-ati
What did da first pizza slice say da other pizza slice so it would move? Pizza "HUT!"
Knock Knock. Whos there? Smell-eep! Smell-eep Who? (Smelly Poo).
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