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I am a Video
See the dummies in the front room
Eating a load of chips and pizza, watching TV
I'm on the telly in the background
Reading the news about a boring celebrity
One of the dummies doesn't like it
They start to argue over who controls the remote
The quarrel turns into a bloodbath
Isn't that typical of our society?
All the world looks like a massive explosion
In slow motion
Caused by Reagan and Gorbachev boxing
Naked in the rain
I am a video of a war atrocity
I am some footage of a dog in a gas mask
I am a page in a pornographic magazine
I am a limousine
I don't care who you are
I am a superstar
I am a picture of a businessman laughing
See the dummies in the boardroom
They think they're brilliant because they're billionaires
They think they're clever in their top hats
They think they're brainy in their braces and swivel chairs
One of the dummies got a picture
Of starving Africans with flies all over their cheeks
He thinks it's funny and starts giggling
Then all the others gather round and piss on it
All the world looks like a massive destruction
In eruption
Caused by Bush and Osama Bin Laden
Wrestling on the beach
I am a video of a sick society
I am a montage of political leaders
I am a film of a yob robbing a corner shop
Gobbing and throwing up
A chicken with a gun
I am a single Mum
I am a picture of a terrorist dancing
We're all going boom
Black bombs
Purple tanks
Pink missiles
Fizz
Flash
Crash Bang Wallop Doom
I am a video of a plastic surgery
I am a Polaroid of somebody's kidneys
I am a rat in a nuclear laboratory
Mutated horribly
A foetus in a jar
Smoking a fat cigar
I am a picture of a scientist cackling
I am a video of a filthy lavatory
I am an ad on Channel 44 thousand
I am a film of some little piggies in a tank
Robbing a piggy bank
I am a city gent
Give me the bloody rent
I am a picture of the Government wanking
Words by Waen Shepherd 2005
Copyright Control
Written for "Glamoronica" - unreleased
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