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Michael the Swan
Say, have you heard of Michael the Swan?
He's really good is Michael the Swan
I'd never heard of Michael the Swan
Until I heard of Michael the Swan
I fell in love with Michael the Swan
He's really cool is Michael the Swan
Ooh, get a load of Michael the Swan
Hip hip hooray for Michael the Swan
He's my favourite cartoon character from all the TV shows
That haven't really been on telly in real life at all
I wanna touch him, Michael the Swan
I wanna see him, Michael the Swan
I wanna be him, Michael the Swan
I think I am him, Michael the Swan
Ooh pretty pretty, Michael the Swan
Ooh kissy kissy, Michael the Swan
He's better than being kicked in the stomach by a dwarf
Or being garrotted by an evil Chinese henchman
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Ooh, yeah!
Michael, Michael, we all love you
Michael, Michael, be our Daddy
Michael, Michael, you're so funny
Michael, please replace our Mummy
He's a wonderful role model for the kids
Even though he smokes fags and drinks
And he looks like a skull in a nest of mince
In a boat of flame on a toxic lake
Ooh, ooh, look at you
Swanning around like Fu Manchu
He's a swinging queen, he's the voodoo wiz
And I know he's brill cos everybody says he is
Michael, Michael, we all praise you
Sing Hosanna in excelsis
He's made of bread (x2)
Got a beard of bread (x2)
A slice of pork on his head (x4)
Amen
Words by Waen Shepherd 2005
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Released on "Beef Scarecrow" GLSCD004
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