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Midnight Bastard
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a bastard - I'm a hangman with a noose
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a gangster - I'm a panther on the loose
I honk like a gander saying "Boo" to a goose
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm the Devil - And I don't got no excuse
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a prowler - An' I'm a-creepin' up on you
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a scowler - An' I'm scowlin' at the moon
I tippy-toe around your flat in an orthopaedic shoe
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a burglar - You better dial 913502
And I go
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo a hoo hoo"
Like this
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo
I don't know why, I just like it, I guess
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a zombie - I'm the jumpin' jivin' dead
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a mangy tramp with a gammy wooden leg
Got an entire rabbit's body on a string around my neck
I'm the Midnight Bastard
I'm a hunchback - I got bells all bongin' inside my head
And I say
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo a hoo hoo
Like this
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo
I don't know why, I just like it, I guess
I eat more pork and chicken than any man you've ever seen
Eat so much pork and chicken that I'll probably turn into one
I smoke 500 cigarettes every single day of my life
Stick 50 of 'em in my gob and smoke 'em all at once
My eyes are wild and wonky, I got snake heads in my mind
Just like a gorgon Jesus, my gaze will turn you into wine
I'm slithery and I'm sinister, you better catch me if you can
I'm a deep fried Baptist minister
I'm the flippin' flamin' funky pork and chicken man
A bawk bockee
A bawk bawk bockee
A bawk bockee
I'm the pork and chicken man
A bawk bockee
A bawk bawk bockee
Oh yeah, I'm the funky pork and chicken man
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo a hoo hoo
Like this
A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo
I don't know why, I just like it, I like it, I guess
Words by Waen Shepherd 2005
Copyright Control
Released on "Beef Scarecrow" GLSCD004
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