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When I'm Prime Minister
Politicians think they know stuff
And they think they're cool but they're not
They just make a pig's ear of stuff
And the whole damn world's gone to pot
When I'm Prime Minister
I'm gonna make this country fab and groovy
(Put it back on the map)
When I'm Prime Minister
I'm gonna strut my stuff, get down and boogie
(Politicians are crap)
Every night, I have a dream
That when I'm in charge, there'll be no more war and despair
Everybody will be so happy, they'll all start dancing and fling their clothes in the air
Then some naked ladies will come in my room and touch me on the balls
All my minions will marvel at my political expertise
Naked ladies will fancy me in my military fatigues
When I'm Prime Minister
I'm gonna be so big and rich and famous
(Everyone knows my face)
When I'm Prime Minister
I'm gonna touch the bums of naked ladies
(Naked ladies are ace)
Every morning, I fantasise
That when I am King, there'll be no more famine or plague
Everybody will be my mate and I'll be Number One in the pop charts every single day
Then a load of naked ladies touch me on the willy in my TARDIS
All around the world, the kids will venerate my name
Folks gonna say I'm the hippest cat in the hemisphere (x3)
When I'm Prime Minister (x4)
Words by Waen Shepherd 2006
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Released on "Beef Scarecrow" GLSCD004
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