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Seedy Pimp
Stalking the streets
Prowling for meat
Something petite
A little dumb dolly to treat
Come right inside
I can provide
A very wide
Selection of prossies to try
Isn't it nice
This life of vice
Do one for a tenner
Do the second half price
My tarts are hot
I've got the lot
If they don't shag you
I'll have them shot
I'm a seedy pimp in Soho
Standing outside Madame JoJo's
In a great big purple fur coat
With a pistol in my fist
It's only half p for a Mojo
But 25 quid for a blow-jo
Won't you try my dirty whores and you will see
You'll see
I know a dolly
Goes by the name of Molly
If you give her some lolly
By Golly, she's good
Hey Mister X
Do you want naughty sex?
Do you like German nurses
With fat hairy necks?
My wife and kids
Don't know I do this
It's my secret bliss
So button your lips
Don't tell the cops
About my knocking shops
Or I'll take a few pops
At your chops
I'm a seedy pimp in Soho
Standing outside Madame JoJo's
In a great big purple poncho
With some bling around my wrist
I am a sleazy little sinner
I eat dog muck for my dinner
Have a quick go on my birds and you will see
You'll see
I cruise around the grotty pubs and bars of Central London
Looking for naughty little schoolgirls to capture
Then I drug and enslave them in my illegal harem
And I use all the money to buy crack and jewels
Some say it's evil and I should stop doing it
But get over it, man - it's only a bit of harmless fun
I'm a seedy pimp in Soho
Standing outside Madame JoJo's
Like some sleazy little mofo
Selling bitches for a quid
I like to con the dilettantes
Who come sniffing round for panties
Won't you try my filthy bints and you will see
You'll see
You'll see
Words by Waen Shepherd 2004
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Released on "Face Academy" GLSCD003
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