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Modern Disguise
My legs are wheels
My arms are doors
My head's a sunroof
When I'm in my modern disguise
I've got the names
"Julie" and "Chris"
Written on my face
And I've got headlights for eyes
You wouldn't recognise me
You wouldn't recognise me
If you could see me bombing up and down the M63
I stand in the car park
Waiting for drivers
But no one wants to climb inside
I am refused entry to pubs
Because I don't fit through the door
I'm too wide
But you can come inside me
Yes, you can come inside me
Please take your boots off, will you?
I just paid to have it all cleaned
Keep your feet off my upholstery
Keep your feet off my upholstery
People victimise me
Joyride and vandalise me
Good job I'm wearing my protective armour-plated windscreen
There's a radio in my brain
I can pick the cops up on it
They tell me I can do whatever I please
I can drive on the right hand side
I can smash through the front of the supermarket
I can do whatever I like
I'm a car, not a boat or a plane or a bike
So you better fill me up with petrol
I don't run on steam, you know
Just strap your belt on and we'll go, go, go
We're gonna bomb around town
Knocking everybody down
I'm a massive limousine
I'm a killing machine
My legs are bombs
My arms are guns
My head's a bread knife
And my brain is made of grenades
I've got the words
"Satan" and "Shit"
Written on my bonnet
When I'm in my modern disguise
Words by Waen Shepherd 2004
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Released on "Face Academy" GLSCD003
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