"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself." -Salvadore Dali
Ok leeches, what do you want from here? This is the quickest way to get any of the files on this site, all the files hosted here will have links directly to them from this page, just decide what type of files you want and follow the appropriate link.
sounds
texts
my gallery
my winamp skins
texts
All that follows is a list of all the texts available on my site.
the blackadder scripts
l33t
Douglas Adams - Hitchhikers 1 - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.zip
Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker 2 - Restaurant at the End of the Universe.zip
Douglas Adams - Hitchhikers 3 - Life the Universe and Everything.zip
Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker 4 - So Long and Thanks For All the Fish.zip
Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker 5 - Mostly Harmless.zip
Douglas Adams - Young Zaphod Plays It Safe.zip
signposts.doc - a funny in word format
my gallery
This is where I put the links to all the pictures, backgrounds and objects used and hosted on this site.
There are several types of images on site each has their own use, but they're all here for download if you really want them, the types are;
propper pictures, a mixture of jpg's and gifs, used to liven up the flasher version of my site.
backgrounds, used also in the flasher version of the site.
objects, so far just some notes that fly around in music2.htm
optical illusions go to this page for instructions on how to use them.
advert related pics, pictures that are needed to make the adverts *spits* look right (thankfully there aren't many of these).
Propper Pictures
a solar flare
bart football.gif
the honest beggar
eyelogo.gif
cute girl in hat
cute girl in mirror
the aurora borealis
how the bablefish translates
blackadder
Geopoliticus Child Watching the Birth of the New Man
kamicam.jpg
Lord of the Rings Gandalf and the Balrog
the eagle nebula
mp3 communism
nokia
notepad
oscar
Queen_-_News_Of_The_World-front
spm.jpg
xenograg.jpg
The Amusing T-shirt Collection
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backgrounds
redwhite_paper.gif
smgreen_stucco.gif
space.jpg
Objects
note1.gif
note2.gif
note3.gif
note4.gif
Optical Illusions
freaky
scrap (I had some problems getting this link working, please report if it's still not working, or even if it is)
Advert related pics
pdm-search-go-btn.gif
uk_searchbox.jpg
my winamp skins
archer
commie
drago
eagle2
geopolit
hands
inferno
robyn
sealost
simpsons
warrior
Sounds
So far there are 3 types of sound hosted within my pages, these are;
midi
wavs
and WMA
midi
star wars theme tune
axelf
sadness part 1
blackadder theme tune
mr bombastic
cheers theme tune
friends theme tune
Fawlty
Towers theme tune
games
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy theme tune
it's raining men by the weathergirls
it wasn't me by
shaggy
milk by garbage
paranoid also by garbage
queer also also by garbage
sesame street theme tune
song2 by blur
vangels2(I don't know about this, I just like it)
match of the day theme tune
PostmanPat theme tune
theme to 2001 a space odessy
sting
russians
simply red-money's too tight to mention
what a wonderful world
wavs
I've only put three wav's on the site so far, because I've linked to them in a rollover javascript in the more flash sections of my site, They're;
Timmy!
the incoherant guy from king of the hill saying stuff about how naked chicks are easy to find on the internet (would someone please tell me what his name is? It's really getting on my nerves trying to remember).
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
WMA's
hybrids unfinished symphony
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft punk
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