Happy as a Bastard

the most important thing to remember in this song is to
go crazy

Intro

drums then:
                                 
e---------------------------------------------------------|  twice
B---------------------------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|
D-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-14-13-14-13-14-13-14-13-|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|
E-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------------|

e-----------------------------------------------------------------------| twice
B-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-16-16-16-16-15-15-15-15-14-14-14-14-13-13-13-13-12-14--12-14-(15)(16)-|
D--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x~--x--x-^--------|
A-14-14-14-14-13-13-13-13-12-12-12-12-11-11-11-11-10-12--10-12-(13)(12)-|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

verse

e---------------------------------------------------------|  four times
B---------------------------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|
D-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-14-13-14-13-14-13-14-13-|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|
E-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------------|

pre chorus

e------------------------------------------------------------------------
B--x-------9^(10)----13^(14)-17^(18)-------------------------------------
G--x-9^(10)--------------------------16-16-16-16-15-15-15-15-14-14-14-14-
D-------------------------------------x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-
A------------------------------------14-14-14-14-13-13-13-13-12-12-12-12-
E------------------------------------------------------------------------
  

e----------------------------------------------------------------------
B--------------17^(18)-19^(20)-16^(17)-13^(14)-------------------------
G-13-13-13-13----------------------------------12-12-12-12-13-13-13-13-
D--x--x--x--x-----------------------------------x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-
A-11-11-11-11----------------------------------10-10-10-10-11-11-11-11-
E----------------------------------------------------------------------

e-------------------------|
B-------------------------|
G-14-14-14-14-15-15-15-15-|
D--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|
A-12-12-12-12-13-13-13-13-|
E-------------------------|

Chorus:

e--------------------------------------------------|  4 times
B--------------------------------------------------|
G-16-16-16-14-14-12-14(15)(14)-12-9---9-9-9-8--9-8-|
D--x-x---x-x---x--x--x^---------x-x---x-x-x-x--x-x-|
A-14-14-14-14-12-10-12(14)(12)-10-7---7-7-7-6--7-6-|
E--------------------------------------------------|

(play in time with vocals)

Verse 2

e---------------------------------------------------------|  2 times
B---------------------------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|
D-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-14-13-14-13-14-13-14-13-|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|
E-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------------|

e---------------------------------------------------------|  2 times
B---------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------12-14-12-14(15)(14)----|
D-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8-9-9-8-8---x--x~-x--x^-----------|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--10-12-10-12(13)(12)----|
E-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------------|

pre chorus 2 (same as first pre chorus)

chorus 2 (same)

quiet bit: "I see my-


e---------------------------------------------------15-17-15-17(18)(17)--
B-------------------------2----------------~~----------------------------
G-1-----------------------2---------9^(10)-9-----------------------------
D-2-----------------------2----------------------------------------------
A-2-----------------------0----------------------------------------------
E-0----------------------------------------------------------------------
  world, through swirling mist. I'm always wankered, I'm always pissed

e--15-14/---------0-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------3------14--------------~~~---------------~~~----|
G-----------------------------12-------9(11)-----9--------2(4)------|
D------------------------14-----------------------------------------|
A---------------------12--------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
    I am your liver, I am your lung, I bring this message, have some fun

pre chorus (same)

chorus (same), then

e---------------------------------------------|   twice
B---------------------------------------------|
G-4----9-9----4---9-9----4---9-9---11-12-11-9-|
D-x----x-x----x---x-x----x---x-x---x--x--x--x-|
A-2/---7-7-x--2/--7-7-x--2/--7-7-x-9-10--9--7-|
E---------------------------------------------|

e----------------------------------------------------| 4 times 
B-12/-17-17----12/-17-17-----12/-17-17---19-20-19-17-|
G--x---x--x-----x---x--x------x---x--x----x--x--x--x-|
D-9/--14-14-x--9/--14-14--x--9/--14-14-x-16-17-16-14-|
A----------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------|

finish on:

e----|
B----|
G----|
D-9--|
A-7--|
E-0--|