The Great Brain Robbery Lyrics

1939 Returning

Well I was wondering,
Do as I choose,
Or follow the ancient chip off the block.
Well I was thinking,
I'll wear a rose,
Then in the morning, I'll be your dog.

President of presidents,
The killers here to take your life.
We are not, learning.
1939 returning.
We are not, learning.
1939 returning.

If bricks were circular,
the wind would come in,
and we would all freeze, but I would be laughing.
Humans are animals, do as we please,
control is the currency,
the vultures disease

President of presidents,
The killers here to take your life.
We are not, learning.
1939 returning.
We are not, learning.
1939 returning.

Naked solo renegade,
Bodies of other animals will be my grave,
No words conscience clothes or name,
flesh in the natural chain.

We are not, learning.
1939 returning.
We are not, learning.
1939 returning.
We are not, learning.
1939 returning.

Mrs Playing Dead

It's not every afternoon, that I walk into a bar,
And I look at a woman,
and I know I'm gonna love her, all my life.
It's not every evening, I go weak at the knees,
and I get butterflies,
and I know I'm going to love her, all of my life.

Hey! Mrs. Playing dead,
I just saw you moving your head,
Hey! Mrs. Playing dead,
The sun is out,
The sky is blue,
Romance is in the air!

I'm so reduced, I am hanging on although,
What human that is in me,
is left to live life,
like a rat off of your words.
And the ever present voice,
hypnotic and singing,
echoes on through
and I am dead,
to you.

Hey! Mrs Playing dead,
I just saw you moving your head,
Hey! Mrs Playing dead,
The sun is out,
The sky is blue,
Romance is in the air!

Hey! Mrs Playing dead,
I just saw you move your head,
Hey! Mrs Playing dead,
The sun is out,
The sky is blue,
Romance is in the air!

Host

Good evening,
I am your host.
You are the lucky one I those,
I have seen blood,
many times before,
Good evening, I am your host.

See a little girl in a parking lot,
she sits down by my side,
ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings,
When we were young,
You were the one, now we are old,
you're out of control.

Good evening I am your host.
Just stick your coppers in the float,
I'll whispered words,
of caustic cabaret.
And then I'll take your heart away.

See a little girl in a parking lot,
she sits down by my side,
ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings,
When we were young,
You were the one, now we are old,
you're out of control.

See a little girl in parking lot....

she sits down by my side,
ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings,
When we were young,
You were the one, now we are old,
you're out of control.

See a little girl in a parking lot,
she sits down by my side,
ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings......

Chicken vs. Macho

Got myself black and blue,
bangin' my head off a wall,
what am I gonna do,
throw in a towel and crawl,
flaming hot blood is just an excuse for a war.
Got myself black and blue,
But I'm still desperate for more.

No agro (X3)

I'd rather be, chicken than macho
I'd rather be, oblivious than know how.

Got myself black and blue,
dragging my fists from cheek to cheek,
I'm a hostile creep,
harmonies not up my street,
flaming hot blood is just an excuse for a war,
Got myself black and blue,
but I'm still desperate for more.

No agro (X3)

I'd rather be, chicken than macho
I'd rather be, oblivious than know how.
Than know how.

No agro (X3)

I'd rather be, chicken than macho
I'd rather be, oblivious than know how.
I'd rather be, chicken than macho
I'd rather be, oblivious than know how.

Than know how (X4).

On Something

Only one of us lucky enough,
to be collapsed in a corner,
looking down from up above,
Just the kid with the juttering jaw,
and the billion squillion stunners
that he swore that he saw.
Only one of us crazy enough,
to unleash preposterous theories of the origins of
frogs, whilst also preparing a picnic
with one sandwich missing.

He must be, he's got to be, (X4)
On something (X3)
He must be, he's got to be,
On something (X3)
He must be, he's got to be.

Only one of us loves the black night,
Keeps his curtains shut throughout,
the stupid daylight.
Just the kid with the long end of the stick,
impersonating Popeye
for the whole world's benefit.
Just the one of us crazy enough,
To rejoice in having a blunt blade of a
lacerating lawnmower ruthlessly rotate
inside his jelly and ice-cream head.

He must be, he's got to be, (X4)
On something (X3)
He must be, he's got to be,
On something (X3)
He must be, he's got to be.

Only one of us...on something. (X4)
He must be, he's got to be, (X3)
On something.

Lucifer

She was the last to leave the motor car,
She walked so tall and strait that I,
We held peace talks in the cafe,
before I opened up my mouth,
she strolled away and I said,

Just because you phone me,
you think you fuckin' own me,
Just because you've blown me,
you think you fuckin' own me.
Let me tell you something about
the workings of my head,
I left to be a loser when the woman said,

Go Lucifer, (X4)
Go Lucifer, (X4)

So I guess you could say,
this is the end of this beautiful story of us,
I'm on the avenue,
I'm in the stars,
But soon I will be gone,
My fingers sink down into the sand of death.

Go Lucifer, (X4)
Go Lucifer, (X4)

Let me tell you something about
the workings of my head,
I left to be a loser when the woman said,

Go Lucifer, (X4)
Go Lucifer, (X4)

LUCIFER!

Survival of the prettiest

It is my saving grace,
I bow no one, even on dismal days,
I never make haste,
to judge, a brain by it's face,
roll me over, and kiss my mouth I'll,
tell you what I,
Was, dreaming about.

Sometimes you have just got,
to loose to win.
Yesterdays frog will be,
tomorrows prince.

Survival of the prettiest.
Give a warm welcome to truth.
It's not what's inside you its the,
Survival the prettiest,
and every flower withers and dies,
and everyone is equal in,
Time, we decline,

A toast for temptation,
my eyes are often blessed,
by the beauty of beautiful bodies,
But the flesh is just the first choice,
for falsified fools.

Sometimes you have just got,
to loose to win.
Yesterdays frog will be,
tomorrows prince.
Sometimes you have just got,
to loose to win.
Yesterdays frog will be,
tomorrows prince.

Survival of the prettiest.
Give a warm welcome to truth.
It's not what's inside you its the,
Survival the prettiest,
and every flower withers and dies,
and everyone is equal in time,

Survival of the prettiest.
Give a warm welcome to truth.
It's not what's inside you its the,
Survival the prettiest,
and every flower withers and dies,
and everyone is equal in time,
We decline,
wither and die.

A pity youth doesn't last

The ice is beginning to melt,
and I feel, so obliged,
to keep to keep the winter alive,
by raining from my eyes
so senile I despair
stick my tongue, in the blender

(Backing vocals)
(woke up tongue tied, creature comforts, easy life, work hard, moan and groan,overblown silicone, get wood get laid, wife house kids car, microwave, aftershave,just for men, 4am, fall in love, secretary, tell tale, blueberry, perfume, in the room,wife knows, gun blows, mandatory, jackanory, easy life, sorry story, bald head,white ass, senile jerk off. Jerk off.)

Life is gone in a flash,
Pity youth doesn't last.
Life is gone in a flash,
Pity youth doesn't last.

Let the years weigh on my mind,
My only crime is my,
figure slowly turning pear-shaped.
Slam on, the rubber brakes,
my time is spent stoking youths fire,
The aftermath I'm inspired,

Life is gone in a flash,
Pity youth doesn't last.
Life is gone in a flash,
Pity youth doesn't last.

(Background vocals)
(woke up tongue tied, creature comforts, easy life, work hard, moan and groan,overblown silicone, get wood get laid, wife house kids car, microwave, aftershave,just for men, 4am, fall in love, secretary, tell tale, blueberry, perfume, in the room,wife knows, gun blows, mandatory, jackanory, easy life, sorry story, bald head,white ass, senile jerk off, big foot, buttermouth, brown tongue, butcher see ya later,simulator, hope it's brutal, hope it's slow, deteriorate, terminate, suffer smother,savage shudder, dead death, bleed blood, chop cut, suck smut, your downfall,fish biscuit, just couldn't resist it, wife knows, gun blows, funeral, grass grows,deservedly, demise, no longer hard as nails, Mickey's rotten....flesh forgotten....see Lucy for further details.)

Life is gone in a flash,
Pity youth doesn't last.
Life is gone in a flash,
Pity youth doesn't last.
If wrinkles and bones,
can be back in style,
then my body's cramping my style,
If wrinkles and bones,
can be back in style,
then my body's cramping my style.

One Shake

Nothing to do,
no one to hold,
bless my soul, I'm growing old.
All these years, nothing to show,
Sat at home watching the grass grow.

Holy macaroni, it's a load of baloni,
but I'm history, 'cause we're history,
what can I do, God only knows,
Sat at home watching the grass grow.

You are so weird and wonderful,
I am crazy and careless Goddamn,
I lost my way but that's ok because,
I've only got to say,

One shake and we're friends again,
One kiss, a romantic twist,
and later on you never know,
the feeling might grow,
it could escalate into
something devastatingly,

Singing a song, whistle a tune,
If you'll be the bride, I'll be the groom,
Is it for real, hell I don't know,
Sat at home watching the grass grow.

I'm stuck in my room, my loony cocoon,
with the doom and the gloom, and the doom and the gloom,
I've lost my, getup and go,
Sat around watching the grass grow.

You are so weird and wonderful,
I am crazy and careless Goddamn,
I lost my way but that's ok because,
I've only got to say,

One shake and we're friends again,
One kiss, a romantic twist,
and later on you never know,
the feeling might grow,
One shake and we're friends again,
One kiss, a romantic twist,
and later on you never know,
the feeling might grow,
it could escalate into
something devastatingly debonair.

Sound of violins, I'm destitute,
all my life, I've been rebuked,
How can I ever leave this low?
Sat around watching the grass grow.

This is the start, and that was the end,
I like my couch, so I'm on the mend,
continents conquered, worlds overthrown,
Sat around watching the grass grow.

One shake and we're friends again,
One kiss, a romantic twist,
and later on you never know,
the feeling might grow,
One shake and we're friends again,
One kiss, a romantic twist,
and later on you never know,
the feeling could change,
you could come on my couch,
roast on my range,
if I take regular strokes, and handle with care,
it could escalate into something devastatingly debonair.

Million things

We're nothing special, Identical imbeciles,
Call around on a Sunday and,
cop a feel.
We're all clones, bullshit down the phone.
Wanna join my cult and keep,
my pocket full.

What's in your head,
I think it's your big bang theory.
What's in your head,
I think it's your big bang theory.

Fireside security, Legoland family,
Six feet save me from my crimes.
Teenage turbulence, trashcan tragedies,
The weeping of a willow under sky,

What's in your head,
I think it's your big bang theory.
What's in your head,
I think it's your big bang theory.

Don't ask me now.
I'm still far to young to follow you,
Don't ask me now,
I've still got a million things to do.
Don't ask me now.
I'm still far to young to follow you,
Don't ask me now,
I've still got a million things,
We are marching like pigs,
to the market of flesh,
with humps on our backs,
and hair on the palms,
of our hands, marching like pigs,
to the market of flesh,
with humps on our backs,
and hair on the palms of our hands.

Ella Luciana

I have a problem with this,
you love a lady, love her kiss,
You're just a halfwit you say thing that are only half funny,
she doesn't belong to someone who doesn't have money.

La la la la la,
La la la la la,
Ella Luciano lives, she lives,
I see her, everyday.
she always hurts my heart, my heart, my heart.

I know her mother and brother and father as well,
if I don't get her I'll kill her and go up hell,
You're a leaching outsider who thinks that,
he's got half a chance,
you flowers, your phone calls are folly,
don't justify romance.

La la la la la,
La la la la la,
Ella Luciano lives, she lives,
I see her, everyday.
she always hurts my heart, my heart, my heart.

Grave grave suffer me,
I'm your slave, slave, slave.
you know just, a procession,
if I can't have you,
I watch my sanity, slowly, slowly go,
soon will be the death of Ella Luciano.

Ella Luciano lives, she lives,
I see her, everyday.
she always hurts my heart, my heart, my heart.
My heart, my heart.....

Lady Killer

She's walking down the road,
I can see through the clothes,
bruises decorate the skin,
it was just an occasional punch to begin.
Incapable of speech,
constant grinding of teeth,
I wish she could say something,
It was just an occasional punch to begin.

Man beast, human cheat, throat filler,
LADY KILLER!,
LADY KILLER!,
LADY KILLER!,
LADY KILLER!.

Last night he cut her hair,
and stared through whiskey eyes,
the fingers that could not behave,
the shadow of a human searching for a grave.
Last night the dog died,
for barking when fists were out,
the fingers that could not behave,
the shadow of a human searching for a grave.

Man beast, human cheat, throat filler,
LADY KILLER!,
LADY KILLER!,
LADY KILLER!,
LADY KILLER!.

If we don't remember,
the dead will rise again,
to kick our fucking heads in,
for not remembering.........

Interpreted and written by Adam Perry. CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL ME IF YOU SEE SOMETHING WRONG!!

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