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the guardian Times articles, and some others
2004 - 2005

" Religions which display an unhealthy fascination with policing the sexual conduct of their flocks seem to have very little interest in fighting real evil; from the Borgias through the Nazis to the IRA.." - I believe, 24 Jan 04

For the latest haaretz articles, click here

24 jan 2004  I believe: but not in a God of Screaming Mimis (Julie's form of christianity)
31 jan 2004  I'm sick to death of the worried well

07 feb 2004  To hell with princesses - give me a bitch every time
28 feb 2004  Poles and Proles

03 apr 2004  What's the bottom line, girls? Beauty or brains?

22 may 2004  I see in those photos why we are fighting

17 jul 2004  The Great Divide

07 aug 2004  Italy: Sunshine seasoned with bitter lemon
14 aug 2004  The wedding album (or Reader, I married him) (OR "It's the best sex I've ever had")

14 oct 2004  Women in Thatcher’s Britain: Slimeballs always hate a strong woman
16 oct 2004  The decline of the starlets: Gwynnie as Dietrich? Excuse my guffaws
30 oct 2004  Private worlds: Magic kingdom: no trespassing

06 nov 2004  Small country, big impression [on Visting Israel]

11 dec 2004  No one could love me like me (or why a clone would be nice)

11 feb 2005   The most hackneyed and contemptuous insult of all [a bit of Republicanism never did no-one no 'arm]
18 feb 2005  Yeah but, no but, why I'm proud to be a chav [the CHAV Sky TV programme tie-in article]

05 mar 2005  Just dump the drugs and shut up [you wouldn't want to meet me sober]
12 mar 2005  Racist? No, I just hate slave labour
19 mar 2005  Losing your looks is so liberating [Dame Elton John, rise up]
26 mar 2005  Yes, I'm pro-life – the mother's

02 apr 2005  You've got the cutest little babyface [On under-age sex and Bill Wyman or "why, maan?"]
08 apr 2005  When did you last admit you were jewish? [Daniel Day lewis stand up, please - from www.haaretz.com ]
09 apr 2005  Fancy another just war? Vote Tony [General Election fever]
16 apr 2005  Why must I cry over people I don't know?
28 apr 2005  A bruiser on the bowling green [I'm back with TV politics - and I love it]

01 may 2005 British AUT getting 'down wiv the kidz'
07 may 2005 Voting is great, Blair is a hero [but swingometers make me dizzy]
07 may 2005 Adultery, a user's guide
14 may 2005 Heaven knows, I'm not miserable now [reality's just a bit depressing really]

21 may 2005 It's a grubby dirty business [Gardening is not a substitute for sex, no it is not!]
28 may 2005 Dirty old men also welcome [on her new TV series Sugar Rush]

04 jun 2005  When Patty became Tania
11 jun 2005 Thesps, fools and fantasists 
18 jun 2005  Let's get this STR8...  
25 jun 2005  Three jeers for Mr Softee [why do they love Tim Henman so?]

01 jul 2005   Straight Talk / Upsides and downsides [on anti-semitism in Britain - from www.haaretz.com ]
23 jul 2005   Actors? Give me the drama of BB any day 
29 jul 2005  A Geek Chorus, British-style [on pro-islamism in britian - from www.haaretz.com ]
30 jul 2005   A truckload of bitchery is the healthy option

01 sept 2005 I'm Julie get me out of here
[Julie Burchill loves trash TV - and she wants to tell you why - a John Walsh interview in the Independent]

08 oct 2005 Lights, action, thrills – I love my weekly romance with Tesco
15 oct 2005 Let's all sit round the table and get weirdly neurotic   
22 oct 2005  Beckhams pay the price for selling to the highest bidder 

05 nov 2005 What's not to like about Islam if you're the Prince of Wales
12 nov 2005 What was all that stuff about love and marriage? Castration, more like
19 nov 2005 Spare me all this bleating or boasting in today's music
26 nov 2005 Fatties denied treatment, withhold your taxes now 

05 dec 2005 Plague of the pop tarts [You'd swear Madonna was heir to the throne...]
17 dec 2005 Poor Victoria: she's gone and picked the wrong diet again
24 dec 2005 Goodwill to all men (except the moaners) 
31 dec 2005 Paying to be pampered is a bit like asking to be abused

...and some extras - including the latest haaretz columns - can be found here

 

...[still awaiting a generous Times subscriber to download the rest of the early Times articles]


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