21/04/2006
Pop music without the Jews

By Julie Burchill

 

I'm reading the most gorgeous book about the Brill Building, the New York song-writing factory which in the late '50s and early '60s turned out classic songs the way other people collect parking tickets. Impressive enough, but the vast majority of the writers were in their teens and early twenties - and some 95 percent of them were Jewish. Considering that their grandparents - and sometimes even parents - had been immigrants to the U.S, how doubly utterly amazing and fantastic that these kids were able to shape our aural image of America with songs as varied as ?Jailhouse Rock? and "Walk On By."

In this, Ken Emerson's "Always Magic In The Air: The Bomp And Brilliance Of The Brill Building" is the musical equivalent of Neal Gabler's "An Empire Of their Own: How the Jews Invented Hollywood." But sadly, both books make one mourn the present while relishing the past. For just as Hollywood now churns out either Neanderthal action films or insipid chick flicks - with rarely a glimpse of the tough, articulate fare which was once par for the course film fare for the common man of both genders - popular music has become a lumbering and brittle thing, veering wildly between the joyless, destructive impulses of hip-hop and the mechanical, dance-till-your-hernia-pops castrate-disco of Madonna and her endless disciples. In both arenas, the humanizing, articulate, life-affirming zest of the Jews (is my prejudice showing?!) is sorely lacking. Mrs. Ritchie can wear as many red strings round her wrist as she likes - no real Jew would, after 20 years in the racket, write a song as lousy as "Hung Up." End of!

As the blurb rightly boasts, these young Jews "melded black, white and Latino sounds before multiculturalism became a concept, integrated audiences before America desegregated its schools, and brought a new social consciousness to pop music." Compare this open-hearted, tough-minded attitude with the recent "anti-war" "Bring 'Em Home" (which might more accurately be called "Bring 'Em Home Because The Darkies In Eye-Rak Can't Really Appreciate Democracy, And Who Gives Two Hoots If They All Die In A Civil War Bloodbath Caused By Insane Islamofascist Insurgents So Long As We White Folk Stay Safe Over Here, Yee-Ha!") concert. What a nasty, self-congratulatory, I'm-alright-Jack isolationist stance the cretinous crooners - Michael Stipe, Rufus Wainwright, Peaches; wow, what a loss to the U.S. war effort THOSE spineless weirdos must have been! - demonstrated! And how absolutely PERFECT that the guest of honor was Professional Grieving Mom Cindy Sheehan, whose poisonous statements include "My son joined the army to protect America - not Israel" and "My son was killed for an agenda to benefit Israel."

There is little outspoken anti-Semitism in popular music, though liberties are, as usual, taken with Jews and their feelings that no one would dare take with any other race, be it Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie changing a "Make Poverty History" poster into one reading "Make Israel History" at a London charity event, or Michael Jackson coming out with the singularly ugly line - even for him - "Jew me, sue me" in the characteristically crap song "They Don't Care About Us." But it is not completely fanciful to say that it is the absence of Jewishness in contemporary popular music that makes it so hollow and essentially unengaging, as with Hollywood. The Jews grew up, it seemed, and decided that capering and jestering for the amusement of the Gentile establishment probably wasn't the most fulfilling or useful way to spend one's life, regardless of the financial rewards. Good for you - but bad for us!