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the guardian the   Guardian    columns   -   1998-99

Julie's columns for the Guardian began back in January 1998. Those available here begin in October this year.

"Only someone with a very dull life indeed could find fashion interesting. The Technicolor wonderlands are in our heads, not on our backs."

3 oct 98  Material Boys
10 oct 98  Power Failure
17 oct 98  All Change, Please
24 oct 98  Mad Chatters
31 oct 98  Fancy That ?
7 nov 98  Crave Concerns
14 nov 98  Men on the Menu
21 nov 98  What a Load of Rap
28 nov 98  Supernova Blight
5 dec 98  A death foretold

"Look at it!" he'd leer, gleefully. "Capitalism! Straight off the starting block! God forbid more than a day wasted before big business starts cramming people full of rubbish they don't need again!"

letter to the Guardian on JB's lack of factual accuracy 9 jan 99  In the Name of the Father
16 jan 99  Famous Last Words
23 jan 99  Rake's Progress
20 feb 99  Chairmen of the Fraud
6 mar 99  Sexual Healing
13 mar 99  Don't we think we're special
3 apr 99  A War Too Far
10 apr 99  A War of Words
17 apr 99  Off Their Rockers
24 apr 99  On a Wing and a Prayer
1 may 99  A Touch of Class
8 may 99  Off at the Deep End
15 may 99  Sad Sacks
22 may 99  If looks could kill
5 jun 99  Not clever, not funny
19 jun 99  Clinic clique

"Is it true there are no black people in it?"  "Two faces, in longshot, I was told - two faces, in Notting Hill!"

03 jul 99  Stars in their eyes
10 jul 99  World Without End
17 jul 99  Where the sun don't shine
31 jul 99  A breed apart
07 aug 99  Presenter Indicative
14 aug 99  Same Old Story
21 aug 99  Twist in the Tail
28 aug 99  Misdirected male
04 sept 99  Irish theme pubs
11 sept 99  True badness takes big helpings of selfishness and cheek
25 sept 99  Ted Hughes. Another pet hate.

"Autumn's for people who don't flinch when they see the words "wistful" or "rueful" in novels. Myself, I'd throw them down whimpering"

02 oct 99  I've got no time for autumn
09 oct 99  "If the camps were liberated today..."
16 oct 99  Suicide and affluence
Guardian letters
23 oct 99  "My generosity to young women in journalism is legendary..."
30 oct 99  Why Communism is better than fascism
31 oct 99  Sun sets on Page Three (The Observer)
06 nov 99  Take no souvenirs !
13 nov 99  Celebrities. Look, they're almost human !
20 nov 99  Just recently, I've started having the scariest dreams.
27 nov 99  A politician ambushed by biology.
04 dec 99  Socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor ...
08 dec 99  Don't all rush at once, girls.
11 dec 99  Heard the one about the sexist, racist, middle-aged French model agent?

I no longer read Julie Burchill...

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