Vocabulary

Commonly Used Phrases

• John  ...  John John John John John
• Spike ... Spikie Spikie Spikie Spike
• Hello / Helloooo / Hello Spikie / Hello John
• Whoo Hoo
• Spikie … you got to go in … come on … in .. come on Spike ... you got to go in.
• In Out, In Out, In Out .... Ohhhh the Hokey Kokey ...
• I’m going to kick your arse!
• I'm going to open up a whole can of whoop-arse
• One, Two, Three, Four ... Five
• Ooowwww !   (as in "that's interesting")
• Ow !  (just after he nips you on the cheek)
• Yes, Yes, Yesss
• No, No, No
• Good boy, Good boy
• Who's that?  ...   That's You !  (when in front of a mirror)
• Give us a kiss … kiss - kiss - kiss
• Scooby Doooo
• Oops !
• You stupid woman !
• Silly Gillie
• Scattie Jackie
• Ellie Baby
• Hello Brian
• Spike ... Come here
• There you are
• Hey You ... What's your problem?
• Hello ... Are you all right (after phone rings)
• Hey, Come here, Come on, Come here

When asking for food

• Is that nice?
• Want some more
• All gone
• Have a banana
• Spikie want corn
• Cheese
• Chockie
• Chips
• Grape
• Fruit
• Water
• Seed

When Leaving

• OK, got to go now
• Bye bye mate, see you later
• Bye Bye

Songs he sings

Bye Bye Bye (Delilah)

• In out, in out Shake it all about
  Oh the Hokey Kokey
• Oh you are a mucky kid (The Spinners)
• Laurel and Hardy theme tune (whistles)

Sounds

• (loud sneeze)
• (meows)  (after visiting Liz's cat)
• (cough cough cough)
• (BBC's hour time signal - pips)
• (ping) (sound made as my phone goes back on the hook)
• (ring) (sound made by previous owners mobile phone)
• (Wolf Whistle)
• (laugh)

Commonly Used Questions

• Want to come out? .... Yes
• Want to go in? ... Yes (or No)
• Want to go outside? ... It's Raining !
• Hey you – You all right?
• Hey you - What’s your problem?
• You all right mate?
• Do you want a punch in the beak?
• Do you want some water?
• Do you want some seed?
• Do you want some corn?
• Want some (more)?
• Do you want a bath? ... No !
• Do you want a shower? ... No !