It was supposed to be a quiet picnic — that's what the top British secret agent told his stunning companion — a relaxing day far from the cares and curses of modern suburbia — superb food, exquisite wine, to be enjoyed in the charming surrounds of a tranquil Pennine glade.

Then came the roar of motorcycles, the drone of a jet engine, strange characters sporting medieval weapons, and the intrepid pair were racing headlong into an incredible new adventure. The clues to a fantastic secret were emerging — and a bizarre assortment of individuals was soon crossing paths and swords with the two investigators.

Thus began the Saga of Happy Valley — in which Steade learns that the humble canine is not necessarily man's best friend, and Emma finds herself a knight in shining armour.