Miscellaneous Stuff

Here are some  bits and pieces that didn't seem to fit particularly in any of the other sections.

Random RPG Name Generator -  Join the ranks of Gygax, Livingstone, Engan and the other Greats of Roleplaying with your own RPG! (Setting, Background, Character Generation and Combat System Not Included)

Courtesy of Rob, who seemed to have been performing his journalistic  duties after all. And we all thought he was just there for the chicks and the Sushi...

"I'm going to dig up the coffin tonight."
"What? What for?"
"I lost my watch at the funeral."

"I blow the horn!"
"-"
"I smash the horn! I smash the horn!"

"Starkweather is shifty as hell!"

"Does the shower have a U-bend?"

"I never tell NPC's shit, unless I'm in the kitchen!"

"How the hell do you hypnotise a Shoggoth?"

"We're scientists for Christ's sake!"

"Uh, Cariad? - We appear to have 12 dead scientists back here…"

"It's all in your mind, I tell you."

"I know you're stressed Captain - but we've lost hundreds of  people!"

"Back to plan A!!! Sink the Ship!!!"

"We've got everything under control now!"

"Vlad's dead baby, Vlad's dead!"

"It's all getting a bit mad!!!"

"I write 'Don't follow me!' on the wall, kneel down, and stick my head in."

And finally,

"Don't go down there!"
"Why? What did you see?"
"A penguin and a giant meat grinder!"