!WARNING!

YOU HAVE TEN...YES TEN MINUTES TO GET TO A MINIMAL SAFE DISTANCE BEFORE YOUR PC WILL GO...BOOM!...WELL MAYBE A POOF FOLLOWED BY A FIZZLE OR TWO.

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