THE OLD CONTEMPTIBLES CRICKET CLUB
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Aggers
     Jonathan Philip Agnew
    Welcome to the website of the Old Contemptibles Cricket Club. As the club's Honorary President, I am proud to be associated with cricketers of such a rare vintage. Or, to put it more accurately, I am slightly bewildered that I agreed to be associated with such a shower of middle-aged mediocrity. Still, one lives and learns. On behalf of the Old Contemptibles, I hope you enjoy this website which, quite frankly, is considerably better than anything the club have thus far managed on the field of play.
Thank you.

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