"No fingers Maggie" has acquired some new gang members and she would like to introduce them to you. 

Firstly here is "Gums" Arslan, a notorious criminal, well known for his love of chocolate, only surpassed by his love of .... more chocolate!!
	Don't let his gentle smile fool you, this hombre means business.
Secondly, here is "Spiders" Arslan - his favourite torture is making you watch the same DVD at least 4 times in a row, but his cruellest torture is ..... Beyblading!!
This one is the more deadly of the brothers - he earned his sweatshirt!
Thirdly, here is another member of the gang,  Latex Kyle - well known for his atrocities involving the use of rubber gloves!
	Sadly, Latex Kyle was sent to carry out a life sentence  in an open prison in Glasgow but his influence is still strongly felt.

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