You are wandering through the remains of a Post-Apocalyptic World.
I'm a nagging voice in your head that you can't get rid of.
You seem to be the only person left alive after the disastrous after-effects
of forest fires, the odd volcano or two and the havoc wrought by the
Amalgamated Union of Terrorists (Pacific Rim chapter).
I can't quite make out if you are of the masculine or feminine persuasion
(what with the effects of the radiation etc) so I'll just call you Friend.
I hope that we are going to get along OK. Please don't do anything foolish.
You stumble across a drinks dispenser and remember that you have a terrible
thirst. Luckily it's on free vend. Which one to choose....
Koka Koala (Lite)
Doctor Chillie
Mountain Spring Aerated Water