Hello, my name is Tina and I belong to Sam Squirrel's human family.
Of course, you can see by my picture that I am a rather splendid black and white cat. My owner says I am a car snob and suggested that I tell you this story so you can decide for yourself.
We were all on the move at the time, with two separate houses. This went on for some months
and each weekend I would travel in the car with the Mother human from the old house down to the new house.
Mother human usually bribed
me to come by banging a tin of food with a tin opener, but I didn't really mind as I liked travelling in the car.But you see, she only had a small car but Father human had a much larger, and nicer, car. Well, which would you prefer ? I ask you!
The day I am miaowing about started when both of them were at the old house - so, of course, were both cars.I had made my choice and was sitting in his car - ready to go.
Mother human came up and tried to lift me out of the nice car to put me into her car but I wasn't having that and dug my claws into the carpet on the floor. "You snob, Tina" she said.
Woe is me, she insisted that I went with her.
See you again
