Harrow Borough's Best  players of all time: George Duck, Brian Jones
Harrow Borough's Worst  players of all time: John Cerasoli, David Pearce, Peter Sharratt
Harrow Borough's Greatest game ever:  1983 v Telford Home, FA Trophy
Harrow Borough Manager with most respected parents: Micky Tomkys
Harrow Borough official who wears a Bankers Hat: Tony Booth
Harrow Borough Mission Statement :  We have no ambition
Harrow Borough Supporters Club benefits:  Having trumpets inserted in one's posterior