This website contains a large amount of changing information, and as the captain is also the cook, and the midshipmite, and also has various other hats, strings, bows, cats and pastimes, you should take none - that is NONE of it as gospel.

If you should go anywhere on the basis of anything written here without confirming that it is happening, and then find that is is not, I shall sympathise, but further complaint will be greeted with wild maniacal laughter and finger pointing.

I have put it up on the web, and it is as accurate as I can make it, but if you're relying on any of the information contained herein you are advised to ring and check or get other confirmation. enjoy yourselves!

Jim