At present I am employed as a Janitor in a primary school which is a much better job than it sounds, working in a school is a bundle of laughs, if your not wiping noses at playtime your trying (unsuccessfully) to be the voice of authority in the dinner hall while dodging a variety of foodstuffs invariably thrown by no-one, while the teaching staff take refuge in the staff room foregoing the more traditional lunch time fare for some prozac or valium.

My main interests are poetry, music, humour, being a lazy sod, and perfecting the art of looking busy at work while actually standing perfectly still.
I love listening to, or reading jokes and humourous stories, so if anyone out there has anything funny to tell please drop me a line at jim@helmet.net

One of the things that gives the greatest pleasure at the moment is writing opinions on www.dooyoo.co.uk

This is a site that pays you a small amount for writing opinions on just about anything!, it is really a site for consumers who wish to find out about a product/service before buying, but want to hear what the "real" person on the street thinks, instead of relying on the manufacturers blurb which is always biased anyway.