19th November 2006 - Amateur..?



This guy's an excellent drummer...




14th October 2006 - Battle Of The Album Covers...



Viscious. Ultra Violence through artwork.


Courtesy Of CollegeHumor.com



1st October 2006 - Waiter! There's Some Weed In My Professor!



Quite a lot too, by the look of it.
35 Minute Lesson Lasts Eight Hours Shocker!




6th September 2006 - Freaky Women In An Elevator...



Could be an idea for Samuel L. Jackson..?
I've had it with these motherfuckin' freaky women on my elevator!


Freaky Women In An Elevator - video powered by Metacafe



2nd September 2006 - The Nobel Foundation Announces...



YEAH! My Mum's Going To Be So Proud Of Me. After All These Years...

!!! HERE IT IS !!!


29th August 2006 - Not Funny. Not Funny At All...



Go on then, it is really. Is It? Ah, Well, Click Play If You Want. Self-Censorship Rules.
Little kid swears like a gangsta while his sista acts like a biatch.





24th - 28th August 2006 - Not much going on, but...



I've added a new Biography page that I hope people not familiar with the name ConKuss will find useful and,
while I could never claim to have a definitive list, I've introduced a Film & TV page,
linking up to some of the best copyright-free titles available (generally on Google Video at the moment).
This will be a work in progress, obviously, so keep an eye on that one,
as there's already hours of good solid entertainment to view.

Links to both pages are on the left, there.


23rd August 2006 - My First Foray Into Embedding A You Tube Film...


A short film showing clips of a movie about Cannabis.
Rather entertaining, especially the guy doing the experiment.
"Would you be interested in taking part in a study like this again?"
Nice work if you can get it...



Also, clicking here and here will take you two two parts of another, similarly related film.
This one "...follows the journey of counterculture icon Stephen Gaskin from the early movement in Haight-Ashbury
to his famed teachings know as Monday Night Class to his co-founding The Farm in Tennessee".
Enjoy.



19th August 2006 - The Day The Larvae Came To Flogsta (Denmark, I Assume)



Dirty Bastards. Yuk. Etc. Hi-Res Links Under Each Picture.


18th August 2006 - Apparently -



We Can All Be Mighty. I Feel Empowered.


Hissssssssss...



Snakes On A Plane. It's not often I'm kind of excited about a film coming out, but the title alone has me gripped.
Also, you can get Samuel.L.Jackson to send a voice mail to anyone you know who has a mobile
(with various tweaking options for the message itself. Good fun.
**Note - Seems Like America Only with the phone thing. :(


Don't Waste My Time - OK Then, Do..

Pure Eye Candy. More Than I Could Ever Hope To Achieve. Flash Definitely Required. Java Too.

Enjoy.

15th August 2006 - Viddy Wiv Yer Yolks Folks.


Yikers.com Video: Rednecks Vs City Guy. (Opens In New Window)

A couple of rednecks get exactly what they deserve when they pick on a guy and his girl in a BMW soft top.
Don't you just love the power of the InterWebNet?

14th August 2006 - Wibble Wibble.


Why The Hell is a monkey washing a cat on this film? (.mov file - 627Kb)

It says on the film that it comes from The Retrofits website (a Portland, Oregon based pop/rock band),
but I can't find it on their site. Still, it's a pretty funny clip, maybe not for the cat though...

10th August 2006 - Hey!


Hope the frames work. Worked on this a hell of a lot today (one handed too!)
I'll be working on it all for a while to come, I guess.
Speak soon.

9th August 2006 - Yo Blair!


Had to go back to hospital yesterday and after an X-Ray was taken,
I've got to go back in again to see the fracture and break ward people to see what they can do
(I assume this means I've either fractured or broken it). More later (as if you all cared, pfff).

I've put up two old screensavers - free to download and use.
The first is a general ConKuss Screensaver and can be downloaded here.
The second is a screensaver based on The Shining and can be downloaded here.
Enjoy.

8th August 2006 - I'm Back.


...and back to work, even though what I thought previously was a break of my collar bone now seems to be a dislocation,
as the joint seems to be moving away from my chest and is now pushing into my neck.
No sick pay at work, so I've got to go back. I know that this is piffle and pish compared to some people's suffering, but it's not right.
Help! This is killling me. :-(
Typing with one hand is no fun either, so I'll sign off now.

5th August 2006 - Hello again.


I'm slowly putting all of the old stuff back now, although 55Mb of space included with this NTL Internet package ain't enough at all.
I think I'm going to have to optimise a hell of a lot of images and sounds, so grab the 128Kb/sec mp3's of the tunes before they're gone
(I'll be putting up 112Kb mp3's from now on - at least until I can get more space, that is.)
Anyways, I'll sign off now and get back to doing what I do...

29th July 2006 - OW


Due to a painful collar bone break (Correction - 3/4s Fracture), I'm back online. Slowly but surely, I'm going to get all the old shit back up, then maybe I'll do some new stuff after that.
Speak soon.





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