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Down at Rose
Cottage all was not well. While the rest of the crew set up the
final séance of the night , the Three Amigos were locked in the
freezer, inside the mortuary.
Locked isn't quite the right word perhaps, as you cant lock a door
with a cable trailing through it. However Karl, Stuart and good
old Felix did their best to sample the atmosphere.
As the three discussed what might have gone on there, there was the
clatter of glass hitting the floor. Of course, no one threw it,
did they?
Why was I not surprised and why did I get the impression that there
was more to come.
Eagle-eyed webcam watchers might have got a glimpse of the threesome's
antics, but the output from our "Mole Mic " tells all !
Plumbing new depths, Stuart tactfully asked, is there a chance someone
might have been taken into the mortuary.....alive!
Of course there is agreed Felix, hence the reason this place is
haunted. But his big moment was interrupted by the pop and
smash of old faithful ... Yes, the return of the phantom light
bulb smasher. I suppose it's only an hour or so by road
from Blackpool. Even less by Ghost train.
I thought we had laid this entity to rest months ago, but they just
can't resist it can they ?
After being treated to the usual expletives from Stuart , fearless
Felix whimpers, "Get me out of this bloody place "!
"It was a light bulb" Stu cries with schoolboy glee.
No doubt you've guessed the rest......a five-minute post mortem !
" I checked that socket ... " "so did I....." "None
of use would have brought a light bulb in here".....etc.
You know the score, same old rubbish.
But why take my word for it ,
check out the
audio and judge for yourself.
A tiresome end , to a tasteless evening
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