ADVENTURES IN DIGITAL WONDERLAND
- After Hours      
by 'The Black Pig'

 

WARNING:

 

If you are under 18 years of age or easily shocked,
The Black Pig and I would recommend that you
do not view the second clip.

 

This article has been received from 'The Black Pig', currently moored alongside Wigan Pier.

 

Hey ho me hearties....it be the Black Pig 'ere.

Seems a long time since we had all that fun in Devon with the crew of the good ship "Most Hanuted"......real Marie Celeste now she is !


Couldn't resist popping up to York last weekend to see me old mucka Degsy in his new pantomime , Ghost Towns Live .


Well laugh ? .....shiver me timbers wot a wheeeeeze !

Mind you I should 'a stayed at home.  Seems that anyone with these new fangled gizmo's , Sky Plus thingies , had even more fun.


I ain't too familiar with all this technology lark.......but some land lubber made a monumental cock up.


Reckon they'll be walking the plank for this.....Look 'e wot I found !

 

Big Blunder Blows Lid Off Acorah's Ghost Town.

   
It was all going so well , or so they thought , until some nimble fingered Sky Plus viewer got so bored with Ghost Towns Live , that he started playing with his buttons ( as you do ).
He was astounded to find that the extra audio channel was carrying the gallery communications , between production team and crew !

Talk about bursting a bubble. Ghost Town's secrets were revealed and suddenly Dereks psychic powers , seemed , well , not so psychic after all !

Not only that......Yes...there's more !

During the "After Hours" show , Acorah's loving fans were invited to phone in to have a chat.

Manning the call desk was none other than, soon to be controller of Sky One and present Living TV supremo , Richard Woolfe.

You'd think Richard would be grateful for the few callers who bothered to ring in (apparently at least one of those was a crew member in disguise .Helen.......or was it Natalie ? ) , but no , when Ann from East Yorkshire picked up the phone and spent a few of her hard earned pennies dialling the special number , she was ridiculed by the Big Cheese !

Ann was convinced she had premonitions about Emmerdale.  So what's wrong with
that ? Its probably more believable than some of the rubbish Acorah comes out with.

See it for yourself on this

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This clip is copyright LivingTV

and is shown for the express purpose of criticism and review

in accordance with the Fair Dealing Provision of the

Copyright Act.

 

   

But Wolfe had had enough.

"She's a loonie" "She's a loonie" he called out...Cut the call.

Poor Ann !  Its her call and those premium rate texts that help pay Woolfe's salary !

Mind you, what is it they say in the Love and Light circles of celebrity mediums

"What goes round comes round " ?

Well it certainly did !

See it for yourself on this

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This clip is copyright LivingTV

and is shown for the express purpose of criticism and review

in accordance with the Fair Dealing Provision of the

Copyright Act.

 

  Next caller really was a loony...

 

What a shocker !

You can read more about Derek's Adventures in Digital Wonderland on the Digital Spy Forum.


 

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'The Black Pig' &
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