The Witch's’s Song

    She-devils in britches , we three gorgeous Witches

Are masters of great sorcery!

When we three do meet,  then we can’t be beat

Our magical skills are so neat!

So see how our dances and mystical prances

Let none take their chances with us

Cos we can transmogrify frogs and toads

And we can all drive a bus!!

Oh……… I’m the best Witch in the west, so I am

No you’re not, Yes I am,  No you’re not!

Oh,….    Your not the best cos I am, yes I am

No your not yes I am no you’re not!

In ponds and lakes and streams and muddy ditches (in ditches)

We hunt for frogs and toads and  snails

To add to our spells for some castrated males!

    When we mix our potion  without any notion

It’s really a great mystery

With puppy dogs tails and great big snails

We brew up our magic with glee!!

     To nobodies second we’re certainly reckoned

That we are a marvelous team!!

The story is told of the power we hold

Over all , what a frightening dream!

Oh………   I’m the best Witch in the west,

no you’re not Yes I am,  No you’re not, cos I am,, 

Oh…..  I’m the best Witch in the west, you do jest

I’m the best and you’re not cos I am!!