The Vet’s Song
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The Vet’s Song |
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| Intro | I'm the Vet-in-ar-y Sur-geon And Har-iet is my name My job gives sat-is-fac-tion No male will feel the same My stain-less steel nut crack-ers Are read-y for their task To cut a hor-ses knack-ers Twix't wil-ly And his arse...... |
1 | My pass-ion-ate joy Wi-th my li-ttle toy Is to gen-er-ate fear!!! In both man and boy Nut-crack-ers - are slick and they're ev-er so quick And it's real-ly no loss If he can't give a toss!! |
| 2 | It won't take a ti-ick! The tool is so quick When I make my nick.. So close to his tail And his wounds he does lick, As he feels a bit sick My fav-our-ite trick, Is to Cas-trate a male! |
Refrain | My tool is so bright! The edge is so keen The han-dles ex-ceed-ing-ly strong!! Male fa-ces go white...These cut-ters they sight! They fear for their dong, If I get it wrong! | Final Verse |
I could use two bricks Not the brigh-test of tricks Nut crack-ers are best Knock spots of the rest And the cruel-est cut yet Is not one he'll for-get For Nut Crack-er fame calls When I cut off their balls!!!. |