If I Had Lots of Coupons 

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At home I spend my holidays
I can't go here or there
Now I'll tell you the reason why
'Cos I've got no clothes to wear


 

  
I've always had a lot of clothes
And used to look so smart
The way I walk around today
Well! it really breaks my heart

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Chorus  (twice each verse) 

If I had lots of coupons
I'd be a millionaire
Then I could live in comfort
And wouldn't have a care
Now I've got lots of money
But that don't mean a thing
The things I want
Well! I can't get
To rags I've got to cling

They are little bits of paper
That you can't cash at the bank
And without these bits of paper
Then you've got no chance to swank
My socks are worn to tatters
My shoes are worse for wear
But if I had lots of coupons
Then I'd be a millionaire.