It's good to know you boozy mouseclickers can still work a left button even in your state. So hello and welcome.

The Mighty Booze have a website? Of course we do, we ain't always drunken amateurs, sometimes we see through that drunken haze and do something. Todays 'something' was to start this, tomorrow we may do a World Tour or come round your house and drink all your beer.

Why have a website when you don't even have a band? Because you miss us, that's why! Go on, admit it, you want us back don't you? Of course you do.

What's the latest? Well, the latest is I've made the homepage, so that's all you'll have for now. I just wanted to upload it so you knew we weren't forgetting all about you.

None of the links work yet, except the pictures to the right of you. They take you to various MySpace sites.

And the future? All I can say is keep watching. I'm not going to be quick at this as I have a ton of other things to do, like the DVD. That's my main project at the moment.

Latest news reports that Smell would chew his own balls rather than see Agnostic Front. Personally, I think he wants to chew them. He did after all nail them to a bar once.

Earlier reports state that Captain Jess likes girlies because they make her happy.

Urban Scum have a new album out called "A Clockwork Time". We'll try and get a copy for a review. Check out Urban Scum for more details. It features Porno, Coz and Byron, all of who appeared with the Mighty Booze at one time or another.

Lead guitarist was once spotted in a major town wearing make up. We don't know if this story is true but we'll try to get a reporter on it as soon as possible.

News arrives that Tom (Bilo), from the band Hazard, has taken to being one of those lazy arses at the back of a group. Yes, he's training to be a drummer. From what I hear he's gonna be the next NizMakka. Best of luck on that my friend.

For the latest news see the Mighty Booze blog