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From the great, the late ( as in tardy) Nhoj Eel!

A New Remedy:ALIENS MILK:- A MATERIA MEDICA (In the style of J.T Kent)

>A beginning in this remedy was made by Dr Spock, and after Dr Who it was
>used by Supermen Drs Clarke & Kent. After Clarke & Kents return to
>Krypton, Jeremy Sherr gave me an X phial of the 30th potency, made by Dr
>Who from which the potencies have been made.
>All the milks should be potentised, they are our most excellent
>remedies. If we had full provings of Fairies, YettiÕs, Loch Ness
>MonsterÕs and UnicornÕs milk they would be of great value. AlienÕs milk
>is in its beginnings yet, although it has made some marvelous cures.
>They must not however be used together in polypharmacy. This is
>mongrelism and whoever practises in this way cannot be Sirius as a
>Homeopathist.
>An oversensitive state prevails and there is a strong desire to create
>geometric patterns in fields of wheat or barley near to ley lines and
>stone circles. There is a compulsion to abduct humans driving alone in
>carriages down lonely country lanes in the middle of the night.
>Great fear of black holes suddenly appearing. It has delusions of
>spaceship or tardis being large inside.
>This remedy abounds in tissue changes. There is a tendency for reptilian
>like scales to appear on the skin and the skin is coated with a glowing,
>shiny silvery substance somewhat like milk. Aliens can therefore
>particularly suffer from BrightÕs disease.
>A gentleman alien comes in to contact with an alien beneath his space
>station and an altercation takes place, an argument which ends in
>insult, and the gentleman alien turns his tail on the other. Many a time
>has an alien come into my office with blue lips, trembling hands and he
>thinks that he is going to die or turn into an earthling. Aliens Milk
>will cure.
>A female alien has undergone controversy in the flying saucer. She has
>been disturbed, is excited, and goes into cramps, trembles and quivers.
>Goes to bed with an aching head antennae. Aliens milk will be her
>remedy.
>Extreme sexual erethism is found in both male and female aliens.
>Unbearable sexual excitement and vulcantuous crawling in the genitals.
>Useful for the results of secret vice practised over many light years.
>Increased sexual excitement in young hysterical female aliens.
>The AlienÕs Milk patient gets in to a flying saucer for a ride, sick
>headache, nausea vertigo come on. The AlienÕs Milk patient cannot endure
>traveling faster than the speed of light and will feel heavy with time
>passing slowly.. There is a desire to travel to far off galaxies where
>there are large open spaces. This remedy is antipsoric and
>antisyphilitic, a deep acting remedy. It runs very close to Fairies Milk
>but is more out of this world.
>The face is distorted and can be of a green or purple colouration.
>Proceed cautiously in using Aliens Milk. I would rather be in a room
>with a dozen Nhojoeopaths each with an out of control pendulum than in
>the hands of an ignorant prescriber of Aliens Milk. Woe unto him who
>uses the truth of Nhojoeopathy to universaly glorify himself or to
>enrich his intergalactic pocketbook.
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