 Harridan Harperson's attempts to make sure that MPs can continue to rip off the taxpayer with their expenses in the hope it makes her popular enough to be the next Labour party leader.
G. Brown's congratulations for Pres. Kharzi for winning a rigged election in Afghanistan.
The ruling by employment tribunal judge Sir M. Burton that an obsession, such as one about global warming, counts as a religion.
Ann Ainsworth of Derbyshire county council, who banned collection boxes for the Royal British Legion poppy appeal from the county's libraries.
Non-Fire Night – the 'elf & safety Nazis won't allow a bonfire but they're willing to let the customer set their fireworks off, with appropriate supervision, near a big screen with pictures of a good blaze on it.
T. Nichyolson, who thinks his personal prejudices about global warming entitle him to special treatment.
The bin is still ready & Mandelson
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Congrats to the Libyan NHS, which has turned A. M'Grahi, the convicted Lockerbie bomber, from a basket case, who was given 3 months to live in August, into a man well enough to leave hospital and return home to enjoy family life again.
Call Me Dave, the Tories' leader, has made a start at proving he's the right person to succeed G. Broon as prime monster. Brown reneged on a promise to hold a referendum on the Lisbon treaty, and D. Cameron matched him this month. So he's added liar to his existing credentials as a global warming swindler. We can't wait for his next step in the right direction.
New Labour is now plotting to recreate the Afghan election experience in Britain next year. Sitting Afghan President Khami Kharzi made it so obvious to the opposition that he would, and could, use vast amounts of British taxpayers' cash to cheat his way to 'victory' that they just gave up and let him retain the job unopposed when a second round of voting was needed.
The Church of Man-Made Global Warming
The Court of Public Opinion might just be heading for a small victory over the massed ranks of the UN's Global Warming Swindlers. Might. Politicians getting together for the Copenhagen summit on climate control (joke!) might be forced to ignore the dire warnings from the Internation Panel on Climate Change because their taxpayers are in revolt against Climate Stealth Taxes which are just taxes.
A. Darling, the current Chancellor, has a brilliant plan to create three new high street banks out of the ones currently deeply in hock to the taxpayer. But it will cost the British taxpayer another £40 BILLION. Which leaves the plan looking not so brilliant after all.
Attention all airline customers who are now paying a higher rate of Air Passenger Duty. A. Darling, the current Chancellor has admitted that the money will be going to bail out the banks. None of it will be spent on saving the planet, which is what Darling told the nation when he announced the Stealth Tax rise.
The Scottish government had a busy time issuing flood warnings at the beginning of the month. Three-quarters of the month's average rainfall landed on the Aberdeen area in a single day, leading to an energetic night for the flood rescue services. Wales and the north-east of England also suffered. Local councils in the affected areas are now preparing claims for additional funding from central government as special victims of localized "climate change for the worse".
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