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Norton Sports
Norton Sports Supporter: "Could you move that please?"
Rhys: "wouurghh!"
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Paddock Wood
Chris after opening the batting and facing a few balls: "Paul could you get my box out of my bag!"
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Paul D, after umpiring for 15 overs: "Has anyone seen my glasses?"
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Old Leagonians
Rhys: "Where are we playing on Sunday?"
Joe "Epsom"
Rhys: "Epsom, thats where the horses live"
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Brittany
Dan to a Waitress: "Grassias"
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Hand to Ian: "You total w**ker"
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Hand to Rhys: "What a t**t"
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Ian to a shop assistant "Le can I have one of those baguettes there?"
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Ian reading a menu: "Le Ham Egg and Chips"
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Old Chelmsfordians
Andy to Joe with the Opposition 10 for 5: "I think we should change the bowlers as we don't want to win too easily"
Old Chelmsfordians then had a 120 run 6th wicket partnership.
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Brittany
Hand on numerous occassions: "Lardon"
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Dan to the hotel barman after Paul cancelled Dan's order for champagne and said he'd had enough: "Le Poirot is talking Sh*t"
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Edge while playing pool: "Wouldn't it be good if Mick Hucknall played cricket"
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British Library
Several of the opposition's players had still not turned up.
Andrew: "Do they know where the rest of their players are?"
Rhys: "They must be out on loan"
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British Library
Joe "They have won two and drawn one so far this season"
Rhys: "Have you been reading up on them then?"
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British Library
Joe moved Brad to leg slip.
Chris: "Thats a novel fielding position Joe"
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British Library
Just before Joe started his third over.
Chris: "Come on Joe your long overdue a wicket"
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