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Gary the Glitter man

Gary was a man who sang a song about his gang,
Though no one was sure what he wrote this song for,
Now we have a good idea

Gary was a man who kept his sexuality in the can,
Though no one was sure why he did this for,
Now we have a good idea

We all thought he was in South Asia picking fields corn,
But as it turned out he was downloading child porn
Gary____ the glitter man

Gary did foresee problems with his PC
It was causing him despair, so he sent it for repair,
And so he did… And so he did

Swedish Repairman Bjorn found pictures of kiddie porn,
He sent the police a sound, so Gary would get sent down, And down he went

We all thought he was in South Asia picking fields corn, But as it turned out he was downloading child porn Gary____ the glitter man

 

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words & music by Aidan McCaffery, James Hall